professional nit-wit

Lichen, 25, They/She Pronouns Bookbinder and marvel enthusiast

[valdevia]

It's one of those

Netsuke of a Plum Sparrow (Japan, late 18th century)

kind of days.

[valdevia]

Important News:

It has feets

[limitedfucks]

if I was a little duckling covered in oil would u even wash me in dish soap.......

[teaboot]

Idk who has to hear this today but sometimes the devil doesn’t need an advocate. Sometimes the devil is already winning

[teaboot]

Saying this as a recovered devil’s advocate btw, that bitch didn’t need my help he just wanted the exposure

[my-dailydreams]

[andmaybegayer]

measure once cut also once, no prablem

[andmaybegayer]

#i know i already reblogged this but i need to like. cross stitch it or carve it into wood or quilt it or something

concept for a vcarving project

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no i get you this was perfectly centered when i wrote it

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[valtsv]

i need to [remembers suicide is a permanent solution to temporary states of intolerable existence] change my art style

[valtsv]

i need to create something so beautiful that i'm forgiven for everything

[mephistopheles]

fuck this. im gonna drive my chevy to the levee

[mephistopheles]

by talos this cant be happening

[mephistopheles]

well at least them good old boys are staying sober

[mephistopheles]

what the fuck

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[kuutamosonaatti]

Shira Barzilay, A Crazy Night in the Museum, 2022

[utilitymonstergirl]

outta my way gayboy I’m boutta get it

[utilitymonstergirl]

demntist

[logicallyserial]

hucklerabbot takes europe 💪

[angelwalking]

Whitaker, undergrad theology major, seeing someone crying and praying at the same time: finally something I have been extensively trained to deal with

[bromple]

[hatepotion]

the internet's favorite resident doctor

[thestarlotus]

dennis neglected hamster whitaker…

[comradesummers]

i'm glad everyone says the pitt is so realistic because the next time i have to sit in an er waiting room for hours with a uti or something, i can at least look forward to eventually being treated by the most beautiful women on this earth

[youngnnaiive]

LOUDEST REBLOG EVER

[willgrahamscock]

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