Inflorescence

🖼Alyssa | 21 | NZ

[quinnfebrey]

annie lennox calling for a ceasefire during the grammys but being completely overshadowed by taylor swift announcing the release of some new songs is like an onion headline except it actually happened

[khayriya-deactivated20250830]

Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you

[gofuckingnuts]

[drinksrus]

[fullmetalfisting]

Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified

[retroactivebakeries]

#id fuck him

[effemimaniac]

call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[mtndewpitchblack]

i feel like we should stop making jokes about sex. not because im a prude- i DO fuck, frequently- but because at this point there's only so many times you can say penis before it just goes in one ear and out the other

[mtndewpitchblack]

haha lol

[lagoonhag]

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

[1617]

I’ll put my music on shuffle and be pissed if I don’t get the right song

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Plot twist: I have no idea what the right song is, but will know it when I hear it.

[fairycosmos]

i still cant believe there’s chemicals inside my brain and theyre fucking me up all the time 

[sabinerondissime]

[arcanvm-arcanorum]

the feminine urge to spend all your time in bookstores, to sip tea in cafes, to wear ribbons in your hair and always have a book in your bag

[motionpicturesource]

[verdantry]

You are small potatoes to me. And brother I’m about to start mashing

[pglang]

the calmer you are the clearer you think, move with strategy not emotion