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[liftingdown]

alright, listen to me on this. shoplift a cheese board. it’s super fun, something you can do as a group if you have lifting buddies, and easy. everything on a cheese board is right around the perfect size for snagging. nice cheese, cured meats, weird fruits, cute little honey and jam containers? perfect. go to a nice little grocery store, and you get yourself a nice little variety. if you are one of those guys who like to buy stuff to avoid suspicion, get yourself a crusty loaf of bread while you are at it. go home, and make yourself a lovely little spread. maybe do a picnic or something.

cheese boards in my head at least are truly the Hight of luxury. just a big pile of tasty amazing stuff. and when lifting, you don’t have to think about if that cheese was worth a dollar per bite, but instead just get to enjoy good food. it’s something I do every couple of months, and I highly highly recommend. 

[wanfuitgummy]

no bc this is so true. lifting wine and cheese to have a fun little night with your friends is so fun and a little luxurious :)

[blank3577]

it’s always better to go home and kick yourself for not getting more. never get greedy, that’s how you get caught.

[wanfuitgummy]

čv$ has been heavily funding politicians that advocate for overturning roe v. wade.

y’all know what to do. fuck čv$.

[lop-shifter]

'gender is whats in ur pants' mf im a borderline klepto u telling my my gender is a lemonade mio and the 23$ foundation i stole from walmart?

[dna-stories]

this isnt a dna story but rather some advice- i dont have my own blog, hope this is ok to submit!

business owners call dnas "friendly fraud." if you google it you'll see how stores try to prevent dnas through softwares that crosscheck your name, billing/shipping address, age of email address, etc. check through reddit for ecommerce owners dealing with chargebacks.

here's a list of protective measures:

1. IDENTITY: use a burner phone number and a dedicated dna email for online shopping accounts. make sure your fake name lines up across these different pieces of "digital id".

2. ONLINE PROTECTION: always block cookies/trackers, i use ublock origin. always use a vpn and a proxy. riseup.net is a good free vpn, i like tor as my browser.

3. PAYMENTS: never use your personal payment method, over time it can get flagged. too many refunds will look sus on paypal, and it could plausibly damage your credit score. use a virtual credit card (ex. koho [canada], privacy [usa], revolut [uk]).

if you are someone that has done multiple dnas, it is VERY LIKELY that your email/ip is implicated in a fraud prevention software database. multiple companies use the same softwares, this is why your orders get cancelled sometimes. change your id often!

dnas may be easy but remember it is fraud which is a crime! act accordingly!

thank you so much to whoever took the time to share these amazing tips. if you have a liftblr, please message me privately so i can give you credit!

excellent advice for newbie and seasoned DNAers.

[modernnbonnie]

I Have No Chill Haul

Uh . . . Oops??? I’d like to add that this was done at multiple stores in various locations not all at one store.

Grand Total: 2389

💫Department Stores $1297

💫Makeup Stores $526

💫Jewelry Stores $406

💫Big Box Mart $160

[cgjbkckcv-deactivated20191111]

if the system steals from you constantly and in every way shape and form, why continue to defend it

[dna-stories]

this isnt a dna story but rather some advice- i dont have my own blog, hope this is ok to submit!

business owners call dnas "friendly fraud." if you google it you'll see how stores try to prevent dnas through softwares that crosscheck your name, billing/shipping address, age of email address, etc. check through reddit for ecommerce owners dealing with chargebacks.

here's a list of protective measures:

1. IDENTITY: use a burner phone number and a dedicated dna email for online shopping accounts. make sure your fake name lines up across these different pieces of "digital id".

2. ONLINE PROTECTION: always block cookies/trackers, i use ublock origin. always use a vpn and a proxy. riseup.net is a good free vpn, i like tor as my browser.

3. PAYMENTS: never use your personal payment method, over time it can get flagged. too many refunds will look sus on paypal, and it could plausibly damage your credit score. use a virtual credit card (ex. koho [canada], privacy [usa], revolut [uk]).

if you are someone that has done multiple dnas, it is VERY LIKELY that your email/ip is implicated in a fraud prevention software database. multiple companies use the same softwares, this is why your orders get cancelled sometimes. change your id often!

dnas may be easy but remember it is fraud which is a crime! act accordingly!

thank you so much to whoever took the time to share these amazing tips. if you have a liftblr, please message me privately so i can give you credit!

excellent advice for newbie and seasoned DNAers.

[li-ft-ingcat]

DNAing, or scamming!

-DNA: Did not arrive.

It’s really easy to DNA stuff online. Just email or live chat (i prefer livechat) the company and say that you never received the product, and that you were really excited to get it/disappointed it never came.

For Ämäzön, Wälmärt, Ültä, Tärgët, etc, it’s best to have an active account with actual purchases on there. Even after your scam, buy cheap things once in a while so you can scam again. I’ve done that with Tärgët & have scammed over $400 in items on the same account (with like 10 legitimate purchases).

Here’s a list of stores I’ve scammed and their protocol, & the amount I scammed:

-Ämäzön: reshipment or refund ($30) *Blocks your account after 3 consecutive DNAs

~Ä&F: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Ämërïcän Ëäglë: reshipment or refund ($74)

~Äërïë: reshipment or refund ($70)

~ÄlïËxprëss: refund ($50)

~Bärnës & Nöblë: reshipment or refund ($45)

-Bäth & Bödÿ Wörks: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Bëd Bäth & Bëÿönd: reshipment or refund ($25)

-Bëlk: reshipment or refund ($50)

-Bëstbüÿ: reshipment or refund ($60)

~Bödÿ Cändÿ: reshipment or refund ($35)

~Cänväs Dïscöünt: external investigation w/carrier ($12)

-Cär iD: external investigation w/carrier ($60)

-Chëwÿ: reships, you have to return the extra ($30)

~Cölöürpöp: no refund, no return. Only reship ($50)

~DHgätë: refund ($12)

~Dïckïës: reshipment or refund ($30)

-Ëbäy: reshipment or refund ($15)

~Ëssënce Makeup: reshipment or refund ($20)

~ËZLïp: store credit or reshipment ($25)

~FäshïönNövä: makes you file a claim w/carrier ($80)

-Föötlöcker: external investigation w/carrier ($110)

~FrëëPrïnts: reshipment or refund ($12)

~Fëntÿ x Sävägë: store credit only ($60)

~Gärägë: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Glössïër: reshipment or refund ($108)

-Güïtär Cëntër: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-Höllïstër: reshipment or refund ($100)

-Höt Töpïc: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Hïbbëtt: file a claim w/ their website, get a refund to paypal OR store credit ($170)

~Hömë Dëpöt: reshipment or refund ($20)

~Husky (car mats): external investigation w/carrier ($115)

-Jöürnëÿs: external investigation w/carrier ($20)

-Köhls: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

-Lüsh: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

-Mäcÿ’s: reshipment or refund ($80) *Blacklists you after 5 consecutive DNAs

~Mïchäëls: reshipment or refund ($30)

-MK: reshipment or refund ($120)

-Näïl Süpplÿ Glämöür: reships, you have to return the extra ($30)

-Nögü: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-NŸX: reshipment or refund ($25)

~Nïkë: reshipment or refund ($99)

-Öld Nävÿ: reshipment or refund ($70)

-Öttërböx: reships, you have to return the extra ($70)

~Pändörä: external investigation w/carrier ($50)

-Päcsün: reshipment or refund ($40)

-Pëtcö: reshipment or refund ($30)

-Pöpsöckëts: reshipment or refund ($18)

~Pürä Vïdä: reshipment or refund ($47)

-Römwë: reshipment or refund ($45)

-Sällÿs: reshipment or refund ($40)

-Stäcy Läsh Störë: reshipment or refund ($30)

~Sëphörä: reshipment or refund ($90)

~StëälthDäshCäm: external investigation w/carrier ($25) **has terrible customer service

-Snäpfïsh: reshipment or refund ($10)

~Spëncërs: reshipment or refund ($15)

~Shëïn: reshipment or refund ($154)

-Tärtë: reshipment or refund ($25)

-Tärgët: reshipment or refund ($200)

-Ültä: reshipment or refund ($175) *over $100 is an investigation

~Ügg: external investigation w/carrier ($170)

-Wälmärt: reshipment or refund ($30)

~Wïndsör: external investigation w/carrier ($40)

~Vïctörïäs Sëcrët/Pïnk: reshipment or refund ($202)

~Zümïëz: reshipment or refund ($50) *Blacklists you after 2 DNAs

As I always tell you guys, I’ll be updating this list as I scam more stores! If you know any feel free to lmk!

NOTE: new stores have a ~ instead of a - !!!

[l-ft-deactivated20231116]

quick tutorial on how to change the location and time of the photos u take;

1) notice how it says saturday and the time i saved the tiktok.

2) find the photo(s) you want to edit and select them. after selected, tap the share button.

3) scroll a bit and select adjust date, time, and location.

4-5) edit to whatever

6) notice how the location, date, and time changed.

7) it even made the altered time the “original”, so there is no evidence you altered the data on the photo.

8) if u want u can select no location as well.

[alwayslifted]

Okay, I was wrong... THIS is the most important post of the year.

[pretty-little-lift]

My Idea #1 for Averting Suspicion While Searching for Tags

If someone ever comes up to you and tries to CS you while you’re searching a product to see if/where/how its tagged, just tell them you were checking to see if it was cruelty free/vegan/hypoallergenic/exipration date.

The word vegan also applies to purses, bags, wallets, and shoes- if they’re made from leather they’ll have a little ‘pelt’ sign on them (looks like an outline of a sheepskin rug).

Cruelty-Free products- whether lotion, cosmetics, or perfume- should have the PETA leaping bunny on them. Make-up also expires and has an expiration date. If your face is really beat and you look old enough you can say that you were planning on buying a new palette but wanted to check the expiration date before using it on clients. If your face isn’t as beat you can say that you wanted to buy a palette but since you don’t wear make-up much you wanted to see how long it would last before it expired.

This is a really good excuse when unboxing Naked palettes to make sure they don’t have tags on the inside because all the information including ingredient lists are in the inside, under the box.

[languidlylifting-blog]

I’d like to add something:

For palettes, it isn’t sus if you tell the SA you’re checking to see if any of the shadows/pans are broken. You can say you bought one that was broken once and had to return it and how it was such a pain that now you just check every time

[klepto-baby-deactivated20210512]

I have made the mistake of stealing two Bën n JeřrýŞ icecreams once.

Dont do what i did. I was uneducated.

BJ are amazing, ethical and humble men. Theyre Bernie supporting, actively protesting police brutality, and spreading awareness about BLM and using their platform. DO NOT STEAL FROM THEM!!!

[bigmagnetenergy]

ïkëå haul mfers

found a cart inside with a receipt but also brought it my own so i can fake it when i left. Just loaded up my cart and walked past the checked as I was pulling out my receipt. No one looked or questioned me honestly was on a total power trip the entire time i was walking out the doors and unloading this into my car lmaooooo

honestly need more stuff for my apartment, so miiigghhttt go back in today/soon dressed completely different

[bigmagnetenergy]

reblogging my own post bc i literally went back and got a whole other cart of stuff three days later and not sussed once & got all the items i needed/wanted for my apartment 😌

and also y’all are sleeping on this walkout ☹️

[wanfuitgummy]

bitch I LOVE ikea. I definitely lifted a dresser from there once LOL

[sparkle-lifts]

WHATTTT do not expose us like that

[serpentlifts]

jesus fuck can you tiktokers please stop bringing up our community??? I want no correlation between us thank u 🤚🏼

[wanfuitgummy]

fuck y’all I’m over it

[wanfuitgummy]

does anyone have a post about how to lift prom dresses? I want one but I don’t know how lol

[wanfuitgummy]

my walmart installed the new dumbass gates to prevent lifting. ughhhh

[wanfuitgummy]

Don’t post lifting shit on tiktok

Don’t post lifting shit on tiktok

Don’t post lifting shit on tiktok

Don’t post lifting shit on tiktok

Don’t post lifting shit on tiktok