[coffee-queenn-deactivated201811]

you: what’s your sign? me, an intellectual: what’s your Myers Briggs personality type?

[setheverman]

that shower sure has a lot of clever thoughts

[maurypovichofficial]

Handing me the aux cord is really nerve wracking because I have to pretend I haven’t been listening to the same 4 songs for the last six months

[asian]

You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

[dfkshkjs]

can we please stop romance-coding the phrase “in love” that would be great thanks

[goobra]

[1dclowns]

oh my god

[grooveonfight]

[grooveonfight]

NOW IN REMASTERED HD

[rilakkumalifestyle]

[unown]

@jgglypuff

[just-schizoid-things]

[imthegodofblood]

the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

[takeyou]

I live for the applesauce

[californaia]

*applause 

[takeyou]

I know what I’m about son

[pasta-and-proteinbars-blog]

“Gotta wear a skirt that won’t show my pussy when I sit down”

Or you can stop being ashamed of your own anatomy and realize that there’s nothing wrong with your pussy or any other body part showing because the body shouldn’t be censored at all in the first place and no clothing is necessary and it’s your body to display however the fuck you want.

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

if you go outside with your entire pussy out You. Are. Valid.

[youcancallmepotter]

do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”

[mellkt]

say hi to my wife who i love

[lealfeon]

rayquaza: it is my eternal duty to keep the peace and prevent pointless fighting between the legendary pokemon

deoxys: hi

rayquaza:

[wangguri]

hotel life day 8: I spent my laundry money on cinnamon buns from the work vending machine, watched Homeward Bound and cried for 15 minutes, and now I'm furious that I stayed up until 2 am because I'm going to sleep through free breakfast.