[knowwhatimeme]

[blackqueerblog]

The look on everyone’s faces - esp. Justin Trudeau’s - PRICELESS!!

[pinkseedgrows]

I love are prime Minister he ain’t perfect but at least has a functional brain.

[journeymanfool]

I’m the lady in pink trying so soo hard not to laugh (or maybe scream)

[adampascalfan]

Trudeau just straight up did Jim in the Office starring at the camera

[von-felden]

Remember back when Tumblr’s biggest threat was Erica the game developer trying to make everyone try out her game? She was the OG spam bot queen.

[hanfugallery]

Traditional Chinese hanfu by 苏溪亭

[gentlekirk]

tumblr is delta airlines and we’re all john mulaney

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[botanyshitposts]

when u go to the Very Small Shelf in the library that has info on ur Very Specific Niche Research Topic Of The Day and u go to pick out a book and they stick together bc they’ve been pressed into other books without moving for so long and some of the books are typed in weird typewriter font with huge spacing instead of regular shit and they have old analog library cards that were only punched one (1) time in 1983 like thats when u kno ur In Deep and u gotta like prepare urself….. u could find anything in that shit once u pass like the first bookshelf like its completely free game anything could happen bc u KNO that shit hasn’t been even glanced at in 200 years….open up the 1904 volume of Modern Dick Aerodynamics to the 4832954th page u gonna find a letter in morse code like “i leavith with mine cow for the countryside at dawn”

[ampervadasz]

[gravebugg]

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

[ivadeshin]

Tiefling nudes are going to outlast everything else

[shitpostempire]

[adrestias]

tumblr staff: here is where you can express yourself and your identity! body positivity for women! yay! :)))

tumblr staff: boob??? no

[clickholeofficial]

We Censored This Cat’s Penis To Prove A Point

[sparkles-and-trash]

[swanresidence-deactivated202008]

I think a lot about how Edward being unable to read Bellas mind could have meant that she was immune to vampirism in general and that at the end of twilight she would have gotten bit and it would have hurt like hell but like…nothing would happen. The venom would just not do anything to her whatsoever. And then there would be a very quiet flight home where everyone would realize that Bella will definitely die and she will either break up with Edward or she will be dating a 17 year old all her life. And yeah, on paper Edward didn’t want to change her but I think he always had that possibility in the back of his mind as a safety net and without it the entire dynamic of the relationship would change.

[tgpgifs]

Jameela Jamil for Nylon Magazine (2018)

[fidnru]

getting angry at jameela jamil because she’s too conventionally attractive to criticize irresponsible advertising of pseudoscience “detox/weightloss” teas to kids and inescapable airbrushing has the same energy as when people were criticizing alicia keys for being ‘pretentious’ and somehow simultaneously too conventionally attractive AND too ugly to not wear makeup and wear her hair natural

[ramblingcryptid]

I’m in love.