IT'S A DISTRACTION!

As per usual, I have no idea what I'm doing. A featherbrain with varied interests. Ducks, fandom, whatever. Queer af. Ace af. Any Pronouns.

[cyberartz5]

Outfit lineup

[raoza]

Finally made it

[raoza]

Yeah. I am an artist before im a writer

[deadgravity]

But does your book have Carl in it? Know before you read.

[emvoes]

in another universe

[bashcrandicoot]

Coworkers

[ofalltheginjoints]

i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

[planet4546b]

im currently completely losing it about the great stalacpipe organ. are you fucking kidding me they made an organ out of a CAVE???? IT TAKES UP THREE ACRES??? i legit am about to lose it

[planet4546b]

this is a comment left on a recording of moonlight sonata played on an organ that is literally made out of a cave and its making me so emotional its not even funny

[image id: a youtube comment that reads ‘wonderful…and the moon has never shone there…’ end id.]

[marlynnofmany]

All that and no pictures??

According to Wikipedia, it works by hidden rubber mallets on the naturally-musical stalactites that tourguides have been knocking on for over a century. The guy who made the organ may have gotten the idea when his son whacked his head on a stalactite.

Here’s a video. It is hauntingly beautiful.

[spirit-pyrite]

In case anyone is looking, here’s the link to the video op mentions.

https://youtu.be/HsKUUn29tSs

[toastyglow]

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

[toastyglow]

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

[toastyglow]

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

[toastyglow]

fine I will concede: you CAN actually put something in there while maintaining the vibes, but it should complement the location instead of just being a generic scary guy you could put literally anywhere

[honeygordo]

just got jumpscared at work today

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[datura-inoxia]

Nature is healing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i think vampires should latch onto their victim's neck like a tick, and just stay there until they bloat & fall off naturally

[jaguarguard]

I- i hate that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

furthermore i think the supernatural fandom should use this biological quirk to invent vampire sex knotting the way they did with werewolves and the omegaverse

[warpsbyherself]

Since knotting is usually pretty localized to the parts it wants to keep in contact (classic knot -> breeding), I think this implies that knotting vampire penis is now a feeding tool. Maybe it opens like a lamprey

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no see you're focusing too much on penes as a concept. technically a vampire's reproductive organs are its fangs/whatever it uses to latch onto its victims. which yes could mimic many real-life bloodsuckers including a lamprey, a tick, or perchance...a mosquito? and of course fandom requires an implicit sexual nature to the act, be it one of breeding, feeding, frenzy, etcetera.

now hear me out:

PROBOSCIS DEEP THROATING

[burnitup37]

"Graced by your‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ Presence"

"Stargazing"

This comic is derived by the fanfiction Anathema on Ao3 by Blizzard96, their also here on tumblr as @nowthatswhaticallpunk!!! Please go check out their stuff!

I know Grace already likes Simon but idc I wanted to draw them being cutiessss

Anyways thats the final part of this comic series! It was really cool actually FINISHING a comic series like this! Hoped you guys enjoyed and also Read ANATHEMA BY BLIZZARD96 this entire series would'nt have existed without em!

Part 1ll Part 2ll Part 3ll Part 4ll Part 5ll Part 6ll Part 7!

[1300marshall]

so hiccups are a human thing right?

[tsunflowers]

I’m reading this book about the changing arctic and the author stayed with the Nunamiut people of inland alaska for a while and talked to this high school kid who was like “ugh I hate going to school in the spring I wish I was hunting caribou” and I thought that was charming. you often hear about people who are devoted to preserving their traditional culture and knowledge but it’s rare to hear about someone who’s invested in the old ways out of pure teenage selfishness. school is lame and hunting caribou is awesome

[lcdlcdlcd]

Woahh theyre so silly haha!!!

Enjoy it while it lasts.

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[katumi-art]

“Tired of Dead Cats”

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Grace trying to speedrun a crush and failing

Sorry for lack of posts sometimes the internet gets overwhelming and I go hide under a rock-I’m excited for what I have planned for future chapters just forgive me for inconsistent posts