Sup

Honestly just chillin. -Cindy-25-

[wannabe-duckboy]

Quick Kon headshot oop

[scarletbirbs]

Jason: I'm starting a new club

Jason: There's only one rule

Jason: You have to have a spleen to get in

Tim: This is targeted harassment

[wannabe-duckboy]

you inspired me.

[wannabe-duckboy]

Quick doodle of the birthday boy

[frostbittenbucky]

Someone write an au where a pizza chain finds out the batfams secret identity from their Very specific pizza orders

Pizza maker: “… oh snap they’re the Wayne’s. That’s crazy”

[frostbittenbucky]

6 months after they find out their identities

Batman: [stumbles in]

Pizza maker: [concerned] “you need help?”

Batman: [rips off cowl] “it’s fucking hot today”

Pizza maker: “cowl?? Cowl? Batman? Wayneman? Why???”

Bruce: [gives side eye] “don’t play dumb. Who else orders pizza without cheese with BBQ and pineapple on it?”

Pizza maker: [puts head down in shame] “Red Robin and Tim Drake… it was cool pretending you didn’t know. I felt like a spy”

[wannabe-duckboy]

Ok but imagine they go to different pizza places depending on whether they’re in costume or not.

Enter the managers of the competing pizzerias, who are secretly hanging out after hours in a Romeo and Juliet-style forbidden love between competing chain restaurants, and suddenly the topic of weirdest pizza orders comes up.

Chain A worker: yeah so I think the weirdest order I ever got was for bruce wayne. He asked for 3 large pizzas with no sauce, stacked on top of each other, and a gallon of ranch on the side. What a weird guy, eh?

Chain B worker: oh my god Batman ordered the same thing from us last week! What a coincidence!

Chain A: …

Chain B: …this is a lot to process right now

[wannabe-duckboy]

Some Duke and Dick bonding time

[wannabe-duckboy]

Batboys as scientists: a concept.

[scarletbirbs]

What post is that LGBT thing

This lol

In this post I was imagining this but with the Core Four lol

[wannabe-duckboy]

Hey op, I hope you don’t mind that I made an attempt at it

[wannabe-duckboy]

Spoiler my beloved <3

[baypearl]

What happens when I watch SNL and am talking to my best friend? Bruce Wayne as the SNL host of course! We think we’re funny

[batarangsoundsdumb]

bruce wayne doing his opening monologue: -and then dick fell off the chandelier-

kate mckinnon, weirdly drawn to him for some reason: go on.

(may i just interject and say red hood is played by jason todd, who introduces himself as bruce wayne’s assistant and bruce, who didn’t know jason was there, has to go like ‘yes he is, i don’t go anywhere without my loyal assistant todd’)

(jason smoking weed with pete davidson like 5 minutes later: ‘no i’m actually bruce wayne’s dead son, but i came back so it’s fine’)

(bruce, also smoking weed with pete davidson: ‘oh shit really? you don’t look very much like my dead son’)

(pete davidson, very confused: ‘no i can kinda see it’)

[hippykattrs]

[linkshyaah-deactivated20220603]

Each member of the Batfam represents a mental illness, actually.

Eldest daughter syndrome

Daddy issues

White

Bad bitch disease

Age 13

Exaggerated Swagger

[wannabe-duckboy]

Ok was anyone gonna tell me that the t-rex had an average lifespan of 28 years or was I supposed to just randomly Google that and find it out by myself?

[wannabe-duckboy]

My brain said “discowing, but take away the pants” and I complied to the best of my ability.

[wannabe-duckboy]

Ok so concept time:

Batman, where everything is the same, but Bruce Wayne is now Wayne Brady. Instead of Wayne enterprises, he runs the game show Let’s Make a Deal. And nobody every suspects that Wayne Brady doubles as a costumed vigilante who beats up criminals at night because that would be Too Obvious since his daytime personality runs a game show where people dress up.

[arabian-batboy]

He look everyone, I’m a DC artist who doesn’t know how to draw people that aren’t adult white men.

[arabian-batboy]

What makes this funnier is that Batman: Pennyworth R.I.P literally came out less than one week ago and this is how they all looked in it:

This is supposed to be 5 different male characters from 5 different age groups and 3 different ethnicities.

[wannabe-duckboy]

I’m sorry but this was the only thing I could think of when I saw this...

(credit to this post by @timothykaplans for putting the images beside each other, which inspired this)

[wannabe-duckboy]

Finally added a background to a panel redraw...