You mock us, sir!

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[oncetwiceandoveragain-deactivat]

wwerollins: I took this a few moments after we got the best news of our lives and I don’t think I could capture anything more beautiful. I can’t put into words how much it means to me.

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Thank you all so much for your support over the last couple of days. The outpouring of love really has lifted us even higher than we’ve already been.

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December can’t come soon enough!!

[ladytea19]

Awwwwwwwww 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[oncetwiceandoveragain-deactivat]

[seblester]

(Rude) note to self.

[arrghigiveup]

American Hedgehog Warrior: Course 3 Watch as Pepper takes on course 3 of American Hedgehog Warrior: Quarantine Edition 🦔

[cat--77]

Turn on the sound

[mith-gifs-wrestling]

Matt Riddle is a little relieved Timothy Thatcher turned down the offer to be tag team champ with him, because nothing can compare to Pete Dunne.

[books-in-order]

Original credit to NonRock on R/Funny

[azrael556]

Cats have the need to spill blood.

[markruffalo]

Low-income immigrants are afraid to seek health care amid the Covid-19 pandemic

Visiting doctors and stockpiling food aren’t measures everyone can afford to take.

Some of the hardest-hit communities have to make a difficult decision between their healthcare and their groceries, and this shouldn’t be the case.

[r-truth]

[becky-lynch]

[na-page]

STARKID HOMECOMING

[bloodytales]

Rule says women must wear heels. No flats.

Kristen Stewart takes off her heels in front of all the cameras and walks barefoot.

The only way to kill sexist rules is to openly disobey them.

[tinyenthusiasttriumph-deactivat]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[meshkol]

[cashiercomplaints]

I will never not share this when I come across it.

[somewhatstacey]

An inspiration to us all

Patreon | Instagram | Goddammitstacey.com

[kittydesade]

When I find myself in times of trouble, Space Mom Carrie comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

Fuck ‘em.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Concept:

A horror comedy about a pizza delivery guy who has to deliver several last minute pizzas on the graveyard shift. The gimmick is that each house he visits is in the middle of another horror movie. Like, the first house has a serial killer chasing the guests, the next house is in a zombie outbreak, the next house has a swamp monster, and so on. And all the pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering the pizza.

Also, Rami Malek has to play the pizza delivery guy.

[rosebramblewolf]

if this movie doesnt at some point include the line “what, no tip?” we riot

[rosebramblewolf]

hmm correction: “what, no tip?” is the title of this movie

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

The movie’s cover / poster is Rami Malek surrounded by all these horror movie monsters while holding up a pizza box. He’s making this face:

[brittywritesstuff]

I wholly support this.

[runprussia]

[cucumber-kimchi]

the poet who did the cow poem also did this Nice Guy Poem, its great.

[notsomolly]

give this poet a pulitzer

[yashas-strong-arms]

it's so stupid, adhd is a dozen vaguely related neuroses in a trench coat, including such popular hits as

Can't Fucking Sleep Disorder

Can't Fucking Wake Up Disorder

What Is A Focus

Oops I Did It* Again (*Spent Thirteen Hours On Youtube And Forgot To Eat Or Drink)

The World Is Too Noise Today

All My Friends Hate Me (I Deduced This From A Three Word Text)

I Forgot About [thing] Literally As Soon As I Turned Around

...and they decided to call it Trouble Sitting Still Disorder?????

[midnightvrose]