sylvanas windrunner fan account

main: m4rch // dedicated to wow but trash for sylvanas 😌

[warchief-windrunner]

it's been a few years but I resubbed to wow the other day in celebration of the wow team becoming unionized and it took a single day for my brain to become wow-rotted again. I have so many opinions and have no idea what the official lore over the last five years has been so I'm just making up my own lore until I catch up

[best-warcraft-character]

THE BEST CHARACTER IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS.....

MILLHOUSE MANASTORM!!!!!!!!!!

YOU FOOLS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ANYONE ELSE?

NOW...WITNESS THE FULL POWER OF MILLHOUSE MANASTORM!

[dandelionandkrindle]

WORLD OF WARCRAFT • CHARACTERS (2/?) Jaina Proudmoore

The Kirin-Tor will come down so hard on Garrosh his ancestors will reel.

[makanidotdot]

possible example of morally grey if blizz wants to cheat off me

[asphy7]

Spends hours of gameplay as the heart eyes emoji.

[nelfs]

ps i love how different their faces are. gul'dans piercing little pupils and eyebrow spikes and durotan just being very very cute in general. make another warcraft movie NOW

[dandelionandkrindle]

WORLD OF WARCRAFT • LOCATIONS (36/?) Shadowmoon Valley (Outland)

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[lmaonade]

well the thing is im going to killing you with a rock

[katieskarlette]

[dandelionandkrindle]

BEWARE THE DAUGHTER OF THE SEA. BEWARE, BEWARE OF ME

[khadgarbignaturals]

Sylvanas about Nathanos

[dandelionandkrindle]

WORLD OF WARCRAFT • LOCATIONS (17/?) Stormsong Valley

[kimwexlersbabygirl]

reuploading this cuz I remade my blog and you all definitely missed seeing it i’m sure

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

The blizzard diversity thing is the funniest thing in the world. Blizzard can’t go a month without a PR disaster and not only did they think they could use data analysis to make a character the right amount of diverse, and not only did this concept get pitched and approved and actually developed, but then they somehow got the idea that this would be a good idea to post publicly. Blizzard has had many many complaints about the way they handled how diverse their characters were and they thought that after everything, all the PR disasters and allegations that they should post their fucking diversity chart publicly

[tim-official]

i want to “play” world of warcraft and by that i mean i want to “look at an orc” in the “select character screen” for 10 “minutes” and then “log off”

[tim-official]

this is efficient and saves time actually. you can look at many orcs in your mind while in bed

[headspace-hotel]

*looks at many orcs in my mind while in bed* hey op? this is great!

[nelfs]

I had a dream about Sylvanas lore discourse. people were arguing over whether she was responsible for the death of an undead warrior named Hecate. she was in an icy forest and there was an attempt by the dalaran council to assassinate her by incinerating the forest with one giant firebomb spell (like a fiery nuke) but she lived. however Hecate was bathing in the icy pond in the forest and got caught in the blast and was instantly killed. her defenders were saying it wasn’t her fault because as far as the council knew, “Sylvanas was the only animal in the forest”

[wowhead]

the only thing left of hecate.......

[amani-outrider]

Tell me you don’t understand how language works without saying you don’t know how language works.