pucker up, you pig.

stupid, gross, & swedish 26

[maja-paja]

[warcrimesex]

it’s hard having a br33ding k1nk, crippling fear of pregnancy, and a hot boyfriend at the same time

[peachemojilover]

[warcrimesex]

told my bf don’t waste money on a ring when he proposes just get littlest pet shop #1010

[warcrimesex]

bf took me to see jackass in the theatre and bought me a large soda and candies should i marry him yes or yes

[starg0ld]

[warcrimesex]

no actually! i don’t WANT to work! i want to frolick in the woods with my friends, have a nice iced coffee, and smoke one thousand million Cigarettes ,,

[warcrimesex]

me to my sweet boyfriend who loves me so very much: lol fuck you bozo

[warcrimesex]

mina alla mina xoxo

[warcrimesex]

me: is it a red flag that when i shuffle my liked songs it’s all bloodhound gang?

my boyfriend: it’s not a green one!

[warcrimesex]

jag och min pojkvän 🖤

[warcrimesex]

i’m a sucker for big brown eyes and a mustache okay

[warcrimesex]

my opps hate me because i’m pure of heart. my opps hate me bc im an absolute sweetheart.

[warcrimesex]

seeing my friend tonight!!!1!! how much you wanna bet we’re gonna have sex

[blvdnites]

another clip from that interview i fucking love it lol

[thatorchias]

let me in.

@tankhall

[warcrimesex]

at the pub yall want anything?