pucker up, you pig.

stupid, gross, & swedish 26

[warcrimesex]

me to my sweet boyfriend who loves me so very much: lol fuck you bozo

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mina alla mina xoxo

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me: is it a red flag that when i shuffle my liked songs it’s all bloodhound gang?

my boyfriend: it’s not a green one!

[warcrimesex]

jag och min pojkvän 🖤

[warcrimesex]

i’m a sucker for big brown eyes and a mustache okay

[warcrimesex]

my opps hate me because i’m pure of heart. my opps hate me bc im an absolute sweetheart.

[warcrimesex]

seeing my friend tonight!!!1!! how much you wanna bet we’re gonna have sex

[blvdnites]

another clip from that interview i fucking love it lol

[thatorchias]

let me in.

@tankhall

[warcrimesex]

at the pub yall want anything?

[vivaladicamillo]

i cant believe Abraham Lincoln said this !!!

[warcrimesex]

been seeing this new guy and my fwb said “we have to fuck like 5 more times before you’re allowed to get a boyfriend” LMFAOO

[sunbleachedbrk]

might fuck around and forgive it all as it comes back to me idk

[warcrimesex]

[warcrimesex]

i love living by myself because wdym i have a jimmy pop poster in the living room

[warcrimesex]

FINALLY MOVING OUT MY MAMA HOUSE

[warcrimesex]

i have a crush on you but i don’t really have time for that rn