don't like darktown?

elisa, she/her mom can you come pick me up? there's someone funnier than me here...

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended onJul 19

[sailatina3]

No offense but if you're exclusively attracted to white people or cis people that is not a neutral or unbiased thing lmao. I know that may sound uncomfortable. But attraction is not this infallible thing that's completely uninfluenced from broader forces.

[mousidy]

a new kind of angel has come to earth it's called transgender woman in her 30s

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[faulsimon]

how do you feel about your hometown

love it/never wanna leave (still live there)

mid/whatever (still live there)

hate it (still live there)

love it/miss it (don't live there)

mid/whatever (don't live there)

hate it/good riddance (don't live there)

im bald

Voting ended onJul 15

saw a post that made me wonder this. please tag with your thoughts im curious!!

[ot3]

ive been in a bit of a fujo mood lately which always has me a little bit guilty because im like i neeeed to continue my championing of women and femslash. but also it's not fair that i can't simply peacefully enjoy a bit of my free time to fujo out every now and again because i feel obligated to try and compensate for people who will only think about a female character's internal landscape with a gun to their head and maybe not even then. can everyone just start liking women please so it becomes a nonissue

[wardenhowe]

the thing is corin loves her siblings so much it borders on self destructive. so much of her identity is being bethany's protector and carver's mentor. she lives and breathes to keep bethany happy and safe and carver happy and ready. when she first learned about templars she said "oh so what i am for bethany?" and when she learned the cruel truth behind the institution she could never forgive them for perverting the truest form of purpose and belonging she feels for her sister and what she always wanted her brother to become.

she loves both of them so much and so differently. she isn't overly cautious with either of them, she knows they understand her because they grew up together, all idolised their father together (although differently), all admired their mother together (although differently) but she still also puts too much pressure on herself to always be there for them and always be the person they need her to be at any given moment.

and bethany and her have found such a good arrangement where corin can change shape from protector of an apostate to the big loving sister who always is ready to listen and act. and carver and her have this over the top rivalry about their skills, the ones she taught him, and they both know it's not that serious because when it comes down to it corin is always ready to remind him how brilliant he is and they always commit to the bit.

and then they both get taken away from her and corin has no fucking clue who she's supposed to be.

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[freakoutgirl]

All of this is because Kendall Roy didn't close the portal

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

honestly I wouldn’t mind the “likes and replies do nothing!” posts so much if every person writing them didn’t sound like a cartoon supervillain berating an underling

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

you fool. you imbecile. likes and replies do NOTHING. you think anyone cares what you have to say? you’re dirt. you’re nobody. I didn’t create you to have ‘opinions’ or ‘commentary’. I created you to REBLOG and extend my reach across the empire, like a virus—and I can unmake you just as easily. I don’t care what you like. it’s not your job to like or to think. do you understand me? good. do not disappoint me again.

[wardenhowe]

downloaded a dating app. lowkey do not want to be here but i also want a romantic relationship. kill me.

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[omtai]

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?

[louisegluckpdf]

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

[revelware]

smash to smithereens brother

[ambatya]

[anthropoetics]

why are you as an adult watching things at full volume in a public space