monster factory starters ! !
change the pronouns as you see fit !
‘ do you think if you work at it long enough you would get back to something approaching humanity ? ‘
‘ my day was going better until i was confronted with these renditions of humanity. ‘
‘ nothing is good about this, ( name. ) ‘
‘ hi. welcome to the star ship future times, i’m dark vader. ‘
‘ now there’s a boy i could get into. ‘
‘ can you move faster, my perfect boy ? ‘
‘ i gave you a task. i am your god ! – you chat with boys ! ‘
‘ what would really help cement this relationship is a foil stamped charizard from series three. ‘
‘ did you happen to watch drake and josh this week ? ‘
‘ if he dies i’ll delete my computer. ‘
‘ can we flirt with death ? ‘
‘ hey can i ask a question: what this is? ‘
‘ that’s a silhouette alfred hitchcock would be jealous of. ‘
‘ WHAT EVEN IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING ? ! ‘
‘ yeah i’ll get the rock pregnant – just like in my fan art ! ‘
‘ yes this pleases me. let your anger turn to hate. ‘
‘ his kissing days are over. he’s a pelican now. ‘
‘ if h.p. lovecraft saw this right now, he’d shit his pants to death. ‘
‘ your dino took a dump on my food. ‘
‘ can i put my thumbs inside of me ? ‘
‘ he looks like a human ransom note ! ‘
‘ that’s just a floating butt ! ‘
‘ let me in, i’m the MAYOR ! ‘
‘ i think dogs should vote ! ‘
‘ i’m just floating in a pool of fucking ecstasy right now. ‘
‘ did you know that the last thing you hear before you die is a sam’s club commercial ? ‘
‘ i want to be able to figure out how to get a body back. but i can’t have that. ‘
‘ it’s always midnight and everything sucks. ‘
‘ here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church. ‘
‘ this looks racist towards a race that does not exist ! ‘
‘ …i wish one of these tombstones was mine. ‘
‘ guess who’s about to get fucked by an anthropomorphic bird – you are. ‘
‘ ahhh, that fresh, haunted air on my naked breasts. ‘
‘ oh god , no ! he’s going to eat all my bones. ‘
‘ let that be a lesson to you: guns don’t pay ! crime never wins ! drugs aren’t your friend ! just say no ! ‘
‘ i’m the strongest man on earth, how is this possible ? ‘
‘ daddy like a pretty baby ? ‘
‘ i’m trying to find the place in my heart to love her. ‘
‘ the body horror is getting a little – i’m like sweating and i was actually a little bit hungry before we started and that’s just gone now. ‘
‘ i will take hammer and fix the baby. ‘
‘ nothing ? you leave me nothing ? this how you do me ? ! ’
‘ i mean there are going to be other radroaches, but he was the raddest roach. ‘
‘ there’s a field with thirty ghost boys ! ‘
‘ how many meat can we make him ? ‘
‘ it’s raining boys ! hallelujah ! ‘
‘ i wanna cut chunks of him off and put him in my gyro. ‘
‘ i want to slide down his body like i’m on a double dare physical challenge. ‘
‘ i don’t want countless lifetimes, i want that MEAT. ‘
‘ a ship in a harbor is safe, but that’s not what ships are for. ‘
‘ they’re taking away my vapers rights ! ‘
‘ why do you play an MMO if you didn’t want to trade vape secrets ? ‘
‘ PIZZA CRIME IS ETERNAL ! ‘
‘ these two anime women are saying very foul things. ‘
‘ that’s definitely a crime and that one’s punishable by crime. ‘
‘ you do the crime, you get the crime. ‘
‘ that’s a funny trick to play on god. ‘
‘ you miss 100% of the shots you don’t make. sometimes you also miss 100% of the shots you do make. ‘
‘ gimme that sports ball, i’m gonna throw it in the garbage. ‘
‘ sometimes your arms are simply too short to box with god. ‘
‘ i know how to taste the sea, read the wind, and fuck the moon ! ‘
‘ i look like the waste bin of an anime studio that’s been upturned and pissed on. ‘
‘ this is a hot topic toilet mistake. ‘
‘ how was that potion you ask ? it was cool: i turned into a cat, my birthday changed, and i stopped believing in god. ‘
‘ the face is the window to the body , just like god said in the bible. ‘
‘ i see you’re drinking from a cup. i’ve never done that. ‘
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