It had been a long day for Zeke. Who knew what made him think of setting up a curb side Barbershop today, but he regretted it?
1. The sun was beating down on him and one thing he hated about this state was the heat. He thought he may have been saved thanks to some smooth talking, flee infested, crackhead female, who thought; she was Jada smith, talking about “Baby for an entanglement I’ll cover you.” He should have known better then to give a crackhead the benefit of the doubt; when she tried to cover him with her stank ass shirt after she ripped it off. Zeke had to let her know “Get yo extra titty dragging ass on man!”
2. He loved the feel of being in the hood; but these people were the most scamming ass people. Zeke had heard every excuse in the book about paying him, today. He heard “Man my BG on sum’ real shyt talkin’ bout where da food for the baby. Man fuck dat baby, but nah let me go get this food befo she put me on support. I got you next time I see you Zeke.” Zeke knew this man was just about to go smoke, and that is why he made his nape line look like Lisa Simpsons hair.
3. Again Zeke loved the hood mentality; but when he was working he rather not hear about shit. “Man yo mouth got a full gap. Better shut the fuck up.” Was his go to line when some snitch or someone’s bitch sat in his chair yapping spreading gang business like he was a therapist.
4. Finally, the “Zeke where so and so at.” Female stalkers looking for their next victim. They knew Zeke was the go-to when their men needed a cut on the go. So, they went out of their way to stalk him along with their prey. If he wasn’t willing to give him the information they harassed him with “Boy ya bum ass kindergarten tattoo having ass can just tell me where he at! Always keeping quiet like some duh da duh ass.”
He regretted it?, Never. He would probably do it again next week just to watch the hood spin and his pockets grow with their money.
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