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» is there any danger coming to asgard ? .... excuse my H A S T E, we have not spoken in days, have you been well ? «

#watcherofworlds #hope this is all right? c:#✗;; baptized in the tears of my enemies #✗;; i'll queue on the battle field

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» no, this is NOT acceptable ----- no matter how much time has passed, this is still not okay. «

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» i’m sorry, could you repeat that again ? i didn’t really get the last part of your explanation. «

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» i think i understand the basics of midgard’s ‘ CHRISTMAS ’, but i have one more question --- H O W did that tradition start ? «

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» are all males on midgard such ... LECHES ? they would not survive a s i n g l e day in the presence of asgardian females for we do not accept such DISRESPECT. «

#ibringthexfire #looks at this starter #looks into the camera like on the office #what is this i'm so sorry #✗;; baptized in the tears of my enemies #✗;; i'll queue on the battle field

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x. @wargoddcss

“Can I just say you’re badass? Too late, I’ve said it.”

» i must thank you for that compliment --- and you were ... one of coulsons agent’s, correct ? «

#biochemistbobbi #✗;; baptized in the tears of my enemies #✗;; i'll queue on the battle field

Anybody wanna plot while I finish this presentation for biology ? <3

#✗;; ooc: war is peace #tbd.

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“You’re one of Thor friends, yes?” Wanda asked curiously. “You came over on the rainbow bridge?”

» yes, that’s right --- i’m one of his oldest companions. i came to midgard using the bifrost, correct. «

#omg me too actually??#i just never knew how to approach you because i'm an awkward potato #so i'm glad we're finally doing the thing omg #shes-magic-and-myth #✗;; baptized in the tears of my enemies #✗;; i'll queue on the battle field

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“ I’ve been thinking a lot about life && death during the past twelve hours. When something surrounds && madly engulfs your entire existence, you can’t help but give it more than just a casual consideration. Life is fluid. Some 90 % of what we are is made up of water. Without this precious liquid we are nothing. We cease to exist. We’re dead. This water’s carried around in thin-skinned sacks. We must all be insane to race recklessly about in a world filled with so many sharp && pointed dangers. That’s just asking for trouble. “

[Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow. MCU/616. Semi-selective.] graphic credit [x]

#✗;; look at all the fierce warriors [ promo ]#i thought i had put it in my queue but i forgot omg #but do the thing!! total sweetheart right here<3

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My lover’s got h u m o r she’s the giggle at a funeral, know’s everybody’s disapproval, i should of m a r r i e d her sooner. If the heavens ever did speak, she’s the last true mouth piece, every sunday’s getting more bleak, fresh p o i s o n each week We were born sick we heard them say it, my church offers no absolution, tells me worship in the bedroom, the only h e a v e n i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you, i was born S I C K but i love it, command me to be w e l l.

#HARDCORE ADMIRING!!!!#no seriously #two awesome people with an amazing ship!!! <3 #✗;; look at all the fierce warriors [ promo ]

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“ —- can i help you with something, miss ? “

» i was just looking for the research facility on extraterrestrial matter ; you don’t happen to know where i can find it ? «

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@wargoddcss started following you

“Am I meant to know what you are going on about?”

» ... NO, excuse me --- i meant to inform you about what’s happening, not D R O W N you in information. «

#madeoutwiththeflash #✗;; baptized in the tears of my enemies #✗;; i'll queue on the battle field

THESE starters have all been queued now, and I will try getting some more drafts in while I’m still awake, however, real life is calling so I might just be lurking around for the rest of today<3

#✗;; ooc: war is peace #tbd.

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CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY THINGY

So I was thinking about doing this for a while now and I figured what better time than christmas to do something like this? Basically I want to spread some love and also thank every one of you for sticking for me even though my activity has been sucky a lot lately. And I don’t know if I’ll be able to do all of this on time, but even if not I will still do them!

What I was thinking of looks a little like this starting from December 1st until December 24th, I will choose a random generator to chose ONE person who will get about 50 RP ICONS of a fc of their choice. HOWEVER, on the advent sundays (November 29th, December 6th, 13th and 20th) I will chose ONE person and make a PROMO GRAPHIC for them. Likes and reblogs will be taken into account for this. This giveaway is for FOLLOWERS only, and please don’t unfollow afterwards (otherwise you’ll be put on santa’s naughty list, ya feel?) IF you have been selected, I’m going to message you for a few details on your gift but even if you happen to be unavailable on that day, you will still get the rp icons/promo graphic (just a little later, in that case).

TL;DR RULES: -likes and reblogs count! -a follow would be required, and please don’t unfollow afterwards or a place on santa’s naughty list awaits you -winners will get 50 rp icons, advent sunday winners will get a promo graphic -winners will be chosen using random.org -if you’ve been selected i will message you for a few details, NO time limit if you happen to be unavailable on the day you’re chosen you’ll simply get the gift a little later<3

#the icon giveaway starts tomorrow guys!! <3 #or actually #it starts in a bit over an hour for me but anyways #CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY.

101 fluffy prompts

FALLING IN LOVE

001: "You're really soft."

002: "You smell nice."

003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004: "Is it possible to love too much?"

005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006: "I will always be there protect you."

007: "I'm cold. Come closer."

008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011: "May I have this dance?"

012: "I can't stop thinking about you."

013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015: "All I want is you."

016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018: "I want to hear you sing."

019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020: "You look incredible in that."

021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024: "I think I'm in love."

025: "I’d like it if you stayed.

026: "People are jerks, but not you."

027: "I'll share the blankets with you."

028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029: "I want this to never end..."

030: "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034: "You can put your cold feet on me."

035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046: "I caught the bouquet"

047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080: "Did you feel that?"

081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084: "I think you might be pregnant.”

085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087: "Sh…they’re asleep."

088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089: "Mondays are your diaper days."

090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098: "I think we should have another."

099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101: "…They just grow up so fast."

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@wargoddcss has a case

“Nice outfit. Who are you supposed to be?”

» SUPPOSED to be ? i am the LADY SIF of ASGARD. «

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» i was merely admiring your handiwork and ... wondering what exactly it IS that you’re doing. «

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