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[megiddojones]

Proof that Hotline Bling might as well be a video for simple and clean.

[kaijuno]

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[queerical]

[ID: two images featuring a fat white cat with pink lipstick marks staining its fur on its head and shoulders /END ID]

[wayneradiotv]

[wayneradiotv]

[orcoftheday]

Today’s Orc of the Day is: Drogash the Orc

[opendirectories]

[jasperakalucy]

“you’re a mean one, mr. grinch” is my favorite christmas carol because it’s just a song about some guy who fuckin sucks. they don’t even mention christmas at all

[joeyclaire]

hermey the elf was transgender

[joeyclaire]

female elves:

blond hair and small noses

male elves:

no hair and big noses

hermey:

blond hair and small nose

is a trans man

[joeyclaire]

you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist

[thesilenceofthelambs]

fuuuuck yes fantastic news irt pleasure islands infamously horrific moby dick animatronic (peep below)

for the longest time, people passed around rumors that he’d long since been demolished, sitting at the bottom of his lake as nothing more than a metal skeleton attached to a set of tracks

but this dude bought a 1.5k underwater drone, prodded around for a while, and actually FOUND Moby. mostly intact!! i just wish we could see him in his full glory. one can only hope this’ll encourage some animatronic conservationists to make their way over to Massachusetts for an eventual retrieval (if not, broader photographs)

[lesbianralzarek]

and now for the best typo on indeed.com

[unclefather]

[coughloop]

I don't think this has anhthing to do with sandwich anymore....

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[duckdotcom]

they also might not be giants. let's not get our hopes up

[duckdotcom]

i just don't want you guys to get hurt

[thesilenceofthelambs]

Can’t stop thinking about how someone finally snuck into the Excalibur casino in vegas and copped pictures of the dragon animatronic that’s been left to rot in his lair for almost two decades now.

[bearie]

i miss streetpass sooo much

[bearie]

im not good with words but something about carrying ur 3ds in ur bag and opening it up to find out u had this teeny tiny thing in common with the people around u that u never spoke 2.... it was nice

[vehemourn]

Tweetpaw and Dashclaw meet again...

[vehemourn]

part 2

[godsdullgun]

My uber last night had this Taped in his car

[kushblazer666]

crying laughing at how this guy on twitter spelled quagmire

[kushblazer666]