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Keanu: eh
Paramount: would you like to be a tumbleweed god in the new spongebob-
Keanu: YES

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Marvel: we beg you keanu, come and join the mcu family!!!
Keanu: eh
Paramount: would you like to be a tumbleweed god in the new spongebob-
Keanu: YES
i died for a bit there.
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐈'𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐘
independent original eldritch god inspired by the devil
100 Random Character Development Questions
001. When is their birthday? 002. Do they do anything to celebrate their birthday? 003. Does your character like coffee better, or tea? 004. Do they prefer being alone or with others? 005. Are they in good health? 006. What sense do they most rely on? 007. Is your character an optimist or a pessimist? 008. What is their favorite fairy tale? 009. Do they believe in happy endings? 010. Do they believe in love at first sight? 011. How would your character court the person of their dreams? 012. What makes your character embarrassed? 013. Have they ever been bullied or teased? 014. Detail one secret shame your character feels. 015. Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue? 016. What is their choice of weapon? 017. When does your character think that violence is justified or deserved? 018. Your character wakes up to find that war has been declared. What do they do? 019. If they could have a superpower, what would they choose? 020. What are their hobbies? 021. How do they display affection? 022. What is the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen? 023. What do they consider beautiful in others physically? 024. What do they consider ugly in others physically? 025. What do they consider beautiful in others personality-wise? 026. What do they consider ugly in others personality-wise? 027. What is their idea of perfect happiness? 028. What makes them laugh out loud? 029. What sort of sense of humor does your character have? 030. Do they believe in the afterlife? 031. Are they superstitious about anything? 032. Does your character believe in ghosts? 033. Do they keep their promises? 034. What’s their view of lying? 035. What is the most important rule your character lives by? 036. How honorable is your character? 037. If your character saw someone drop a large sum of money and knew that they could probably take it without anyone noticing, what would they do? 038. What bad habits do they have? 039. What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person? 040. What is their obsession? 041. Are they comfortable with technology? 042. What is their greatest achievement? 043. What will they stand up for? 044. What disgusts them? 045. Does your character have any chronic medical conditions? 046. How do they handle getting sick? 047. What was the last medical problem your character had? 048. Do they have any allergies? 049. How does your character feel about growing old? 050. How does your character feel about their own mortality? 051. If they knew they would die tomorrow, what would they do today? 052. What is your character’s worst flaw? 053. What is your character’s greatest strength? 054. Does your character want power or authority of any kind? 055. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? 056. Has your character ever struck someone in anger? 057. Has your character ever killed anyone? 058. What is your character’s idea of a perfect day? 059. List several phrases your character is fond of uttering. Where did they pick them up? 060. What is your character’s attitude toward education and learning? 061. Does your character prefer adventure or safety and security? 062. What sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind? 063. How well does your character handle difficult people? 064. In what ways does your character annoy others? 065. Is your character better at leading or following? Which do they prefer? 066. Does your character prefer city life or being out in nature? 067. Does your character believe in fate or destiny? 068. How strong is your character’s sense of responsibility? What kinds of things trigger it? 069. What about your character is heroic? 070. What about your character is cowardly? 071. How kind is your character? 072. In a Dungeons & Dragons game, which class would your character be? (wizard, fighter, bard, priest, ranger, etc.) 073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) 074. What is your character’s favorite game? 075. Is your character ticklish? 076. How do they express anger? 077. How often do they cry? Over what? 078. How emotionally stable is your character? 079. How easy is it for them to read the emotions of others? 080. How easy is it for others to read your character’s emotions? 081. Is your character religious? 082. What are your character’s sleeping preferences? 083. What is the first thing they say and/or do when they wake up? 084. Describe your character in one word. 085. Describe your character in three words. 086. How would your character describe themself in one word? 087. How would your character describe themself in three words? 088. Is your character quiet or loud? 089. How vocally expressive is your character? 090. How bodily expressive is your character? 091. What type of music does your character like? 092. What emotion does your character evoke in others? 093. What is your character’s goal in life? 094. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to know. 095. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to do. 096. How do they move and carry themselves? What energy do they project? 097. How well do they adapt to change? 098. Does your character like animals? 099. Do they talk to inanimate objects? 100. Does your character dream? If so, what do they dream about?
𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆. 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄.
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John Wick: Chapter 2
Keanu Reeves at the 47 Ronin Premiere in Japan
oh shit
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“Is that the dog? He likes you.”
Keanu Reeves as Henry Torne in Henry’s Crime, 2010.
I love being plagiarised!!!
THIS IS MY LAST POST ABOUT IT. More evidence under the cut. I would like to keep it someplace while also… defending myself.
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“They’re never going to find us!”
“No one can hear you scream.”
“Kinda scary knowing we’re alone out here.”
“Did you hear that?”
“Please, please don’t.”
“You don’t have to do this.”
“How long have you been out here?”
“I’ve found them!”
“This place looks abandoned.”
“There’s blood.”
“Did you hear that?”
“What’s it matter, they’re never going to find us.”
“We’ve been walking for days.”
“Why would someone else be this far out?”
“We’re in trouble.”
“I’ll get you before they do.”
“It’s so peaceful out here.”
“This is giving me serious Blair Witch vibes.”
“You know I hate horror movies!”
“They could have followed us?”
“That’s not from this world!”
“The silence is terrifying.”
“Is that an animal?”
“It’s so nice not having someone constantly in your ear.”
“Stop breathing down my neck.”
“We’re fine.”
“If we’re not back by Monday, they’ll send someone for us.”
“Scared yet?”
“Now how do we get back?”
“You’re never leaving here.”
“You’re never leaving me.”
“They’ll never find you.”
the DUALITY of man. indie original take on the myth of cain and abel. based in original lore by nahenama. written and adored by tay.
john wick doing *that*
stealing is so crusty.
siberia (2018)