For the AU ask meme, may we please hear 5 headcanons about the Gym Teacher AU you had going awhile ago? I really love that AU!
jomeimei421 said to papanorth:I’m always looking for more deets on the gym teacher au
Wash doesn’t actually really like kids and kinda assumes theyre all more innocent and stupid than they are
Therefore he does not think they should know about things like “PTSD” and “corrupt military” and “violence” (cut to the kids being like ‘we have seen movies washington you dumbass’)
By the end of it Wash is still just a single and mildly sad adult. Maybe he reunites with Maine but I had no intentions of letting him have any action
Sarge and Wash become good friends though and watch football together on Thanksgiving even though Wash doesn’t get it and Sarge only does it bc tradition but they have a chill time
Church and Tucker are the kinda best friends that seemingly hate each other but like theyre so used to being a pair that they dont think about splitting up ever
Donut is the only kid that stays in touch with Washington post-school and sends little holiday cards and such
After a while it becomes impossible to get the kids to sit still and do as theyre told without doing a stunt first. Wash did it ONCE when they kept asking him to do a dodge roll and things were never the same. Now they’ll chant “STUNT STUNT STUNT” until he does a flip or shows them a roundhouse kick or something, but at least they shut up after that.
Since no one ELSE will do it, Wash very reluctantly teaches Sex ED, and so many parents get so mad at him, SO mad. It maybe actually saved some kids from a lot of trouble in the future (especially Tucker and Donut)
“Whered you get that scar mr Washington” “Uuuh….car crash?” “you said that last time” “plane crash then” (he just makes it up and no one buys it)