It me.

[evilrashida]

BITCH YOU THOUGHT

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSs

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[borderlineotter]

I am painfully aware that I am no one’s favorite person

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[krabby-kronicle]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

[paynesenterprisebackup-deactiva]

happy independence day let’s impeach the president 

[10centbullet-deactivated2020062]

The only 4th of july post i care about

[thehikingastronomer]

I can top it: yesterday, NPR made a series of tweets that Trump supporters called “propaganda” and “trash words” to insult Trump and push NPR’s agenda.

NPR was tweeting the Declaration of Independence.

And that, folks, describes about 75% of Trump’s voter base.

[paddysnuffles]

Some exammples of the Trump followers vs NPR thing

[4-theculture-deactivated2018111]

This made my nose bleed

[tankaramo]

“are you okay” no, next question

[ahead]

From WeHeartIt

[thisnameisfalse]

[sp0nchy]

[precureedfan]

Reblog/Like if any of you happen to love any of these old nicktoons that are now considered to be old

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[imperfectkreis]

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.

[melaniesole-blog]

She broke that shit down so beautifully

[black--lamb-blog]

women are masterminds and i love it

[democrips]

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

[snowys1349]

lmaoooo I entered ‘please’ at the checkout and they gave me 15% off I’m shook 👏🏼👏🏼

[donut-gal98]

which store is this? xx

[snowys1349]

hazylines.com

[donut-gal98]

omg i entered ‘i’m poor’ and i got 20% off bless :’) 

[deathmetalcrungle]

this is legit and they have really cute stuff i 10/10 recommend

[fashionistaflower]

i got 50c off 😬

[hazylines]

that was a poor effort smh

[fashionistaflower]

^^ omG 😳 😳

[asianconfusion]

[from Tupac: Resurrection 2003]

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

[xenolithia]

Pretty much

[sizvideos]

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

AHAAAAAA YOU THOUGHT YOU THOUGHT, BITCH, YOU THOUGHT

[palm-wines]

!!!!!!!

[laughcentre]

[wrywlf]

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

[ogrebattle128-deactivated201404]

eternal classic

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time