Ctrl+Alt+Delusions

[washedkohli]

[washedkohli]

25 days of one of the happiest days of my life!

[washedkohli]

wait, what?

this guy became conquered the whole world in his 20s and died at 32! born in europe, died in asia and mummified in africa

[washedkohli]

"Tongue to Pant, down into the leg side"

[lesb0]

why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason

[lesb0]

the addressing it as a real situation (100 women selected to fight a gorilla). the moral concerns of which women were selected as if this is a highly prestigious and esteemed scenario (fighting a gorilla). the referring to Coco Chanel, Designer Of The Gorilla Fighter Costumes, in the present tense as if she hasn't been dead for more than half a century. the describing literal NAZISM as "problematic" behavior. I am never going to leave tumblr.com this just made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe

[washedkohli]

someone add the goat rakhi sawant

[baeddoll]

rizz tip: seen a cute pair of animals gif? sned it to ur gf (girl-friend) with the implication that the pair of animals is you two

[that-house]

hang on let me try this

[that-house]

she called me a slur

[baeddoll]

mission successful . im glad i could help

[washedkohli]

feminist icon #wife guy

[washedkohli]

booktok girly 💅 💅

cutipie khamenei ❤️

[washedkohli]

[washedkohli]

[dorothylarouge]

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

[marlinspirkhall]

investing at 10 notes

[copperbadge]

You can't leave this in the notes, guys.

[parakeet]

There’s always something on Reddit

[washedkohli]

That’s what u get for watching a video of people making out instead of doing your job

[healys-handbag]

[washedkohli]

using labubu will definitely lessen up the hate against him for shiiting the bed continuously in tests

I mean how can you hate someone named labubu

[hazlehoff]

obsessed with this genre of virat kohli photos

something about the hands 🏳️‍🌈

[washedkohli]

The OG couples btw

[inside-my-gay-mind]

[washedkohli]

U hear a song, u like it, u listen it on loop, u get weary of it after listening multiple times, u stop listening, u listen to it again after long time, u love it again

cycle of songs for me