Bad Puns and Worse Ideas

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[ripcurlreef]

cuyan

[depsidase]

[fernandobd-d]

Obi-Wan, Anakin, Rex, and Ahsoka all running away from battle droids. They manage to find a hiding spot. Obi-Wan: “We need to get going. If we’re fast we could catch up with Dooku.” Looks around “where’s Rex?”

Ashoka: shrugs guiltily “Somewhere in the air.”

Rex: distant screaming slowly getting louder.

Obi-Wan: “Is that—?”

Anakin: “Yep.”

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[midnightinjapan]

This tag deserves a spotlight

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[foxglovedforest]

The kids are aight

[revlynn-rabosa]

It's always "hail Mary, full of Grace" and never "Eva, the first woman, whose sins cast humanity away from Eden (but humanity found it's place out there)".

Anyway, Eva Stratt, you did everything correctly, you made the wrong choice, humanity is alive because of your determination, the most woman ever. They coul never make me pin your morals down as 'good' or 'bad'.

[sunderwight]

"humans are space orcs" this and "humans are the jack-of-all-trades race" that and "humans are the ones with a reputation for trying to fuck everything" and etc but you know what I don't see too often?

humans are the moms

compared to other species on earth, humans have a really outsized "protect baby" instinct. you give a human a thing and tell them it's actually a baby thing and many humans will suddenly develop a complete and total aversion to harming it, even if it's like, a writhing mass of slimy tentacles in no way reminiscent of human infants

cats domesticated us by figuring out that they could leave their kittens with us when they went out hunting and come back and probably still have the same number as before they left. there is a decent chance that wolves did the same thing

word gets around the less parenting-inclined species and they're just like, are you doing a long haul space voyage? going to have to lay some eggs in the course of the trip? take a few humans with you. yeah they'll just start training the young and keeping from them climbing into the machinery themselves you don't even have to find specialists. I know a guy who budded unexpectedly on a freight hauler halfway through a four year trip, and not only did the humans not eat his spawn, they set up this thing called "babysitting" where they'd take turns monitoring its survival and helping to teach it basic skills

hazard is that if you're going anywhere with xenofauna, you have higher than normal odds of the humans trying to smuggle some weird creature aboard ship, though. you gotta watch 'em. on their own homeworld their officials have to put up goddamn signs telling them not to feed dangerous wildlife or try to touch the babies. most of 'em do understand the regulations and about potential bio hazards but there always seems to be at least one that loses their goddamn minds because some avian chick got caught in a mudslide or something

[silvermoon424]

“Who is the internet even for anymore?” is such a valid question. Companies are sanitizing the internet and stifling natural human expression in the name of child safety and being family friendly, but the kids such as fuck aren’t benefitting from this. The internet is becoming too childish for adults and yet still too adult for kids.

[wickanderhalovar]

The Bad Batch + reunion hugs (3x04 and 3x05)

Bonus:

[eunisyn]

"All this for lil ol' me?"

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[dbrann11]

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

[leeisstillawake]

[mxcheese]

Ok but legit the funniest part of this is that the cat just knows what he’s about to do before his tongue is even out. He’s done this more than once. A lot more.

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[saywhat-politics]

Mitch McConnell Was Rolled into Ambulance with ‘No Urgency,’ According to Eyewitness Who Filmed Him Lying Still Under Blanket

A neighbor shared a video with CNN reportedly depicting McConnell on a stretcher outside his home on June 14 as he was placed in an ambulance by emergency responders

By Joseph Konig Published on July 10, 2026 11:22AM EDT

A video reportedly depicting Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell being placed in an ambulance on a stretcher in mid-June has been published by CNN

McConnell has been in the hospital for nearly a month, but his office has not disclosed the reason for his hospitalization and has shared few details on his health since

The neighbor also told CNN that the emergency responders worked efficiently on the morning of June 14, but did not appear to be panicked and did not use sirens as they departed

https://people.com/mitch-mcconnell-ambulance-footage-12016071

[liberalsarecool]

Parasites don’t care when they kill the host.

[liberalsarecool]

RFK Jr was against Trump, but when he needed a domestic terror network to inflict his pseudo-science and conspiracy drivel, as well as, defund functioning scientific policy/research, the guy with no education or expereince was given cover by MAGA to destroy our exceptional social safety net, the envy of the world, in the name of his malignant ego.