a rain of blood will flood the desert and not purify it @wastelandcourier - Tumblr Blog

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

Forever grateful that CP wrote the Inheritance cycle when he was 15 years old. He's too serious now. We wouldn't have a cinnamon roll main character, or a moody badass female character, or a hot grey character with a giant scar, or a super evil but actually just broken villain that only wears black, or even his gorgeous sidekick with oc eyes, if he wrote it as his current age. Thank you for being a cringe and dreamy teenager Paolini

fuck-customers

emily-e-draws

Camouflage 🍅🐉🌿

innerchildabortionclinic

❔

innerchildabortionclinic

tornado spawn point

vault81

Happily married, financially stable, 750 credit score, and became a home owner at the age of 18. God is good 🏡

segamascott

rowanisawriter

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: i have to quit my job

mutual 2: i have to quit my job

mutual 3: i have to quit my job

mutual 4: i have to quit my job

mutual 5: i have to quit my job

mutual 6: i have to quit my job

mutual 7: i have to quit my job

mutual 8: need to peel him like a banana

mutual 9: i have to quit my job

mutual 10: i have to quit my job

saxifraga-x-urbium

Force Remove Copilot, Recall and More in Windows 11 - zoicware/RemoveWindowsAI

creechie

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

the-future-is-chrome

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

podcastwizard

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

the-goddess-of-annoying

you people aren't CASTING

the-goddess-of-annoying

NO

meatdiaz

do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen

feralratbitesu

breakfast from when before i eated it

feralratbitesu

okay. here is my breakfast from before time began

batsandboba

learning that 5 minute crafts is a russian mafia operation wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but also doesn't really surprise me

jabibi-posting

its what

batsandboba

russian mafia operation

isa-ghost

Hey what

batsandboba

oh. i’m sure its fine and normal that a video investigating the massive bot farm/slop channel shell company connections to the russian mafia and youtube’s own implication by allowing it to continue for profit has mysteriously vanished with no word from op.

batsandboba

Original (now taken down) video of CHUPPL exposing SoulPublishing and 5 Min Crafts networkAn Exposé of the weirdest channel on the internetG

internet archive link

la-tarasque

Key points:

What's been known for a long time it seems is that the parent company is owned by two Russians, based in Cyprus, and that it owns a cloud of youtube and other media channels, most of them dedicated to mindless content churning like 5 minutes crafts and a few others having done Russian propaganda such as slanted history articles.

The vid author ran a tracker that looked up the age of the commenters' *account*

This is a normal range for account ages in youtube comments:

And this is the age range for the commenter *accounts* on the 5 Minutes Craft channel: they are all newly created accounts and a majority of them are one second old.

It identifies major bot activity with the aim of creating an artificial audience, which in turns generates a huge ads revenue. This trafic and ads revenue is why the channel has a contract as an official partner with YouTube (-> massive revenue theft !)

Financially, the company is organised in offshore shell holdings that are based in money laundering countries (Seychelles, Virgin Islands). The founders were also named in the Pandora papers.

In 2020, the company, alongside other Russian Cyprus-based it companies, made a public donation that the vid author cross-referenced against a 2025 cybersecurity report, Deniability by Design, that alledged that the donation was connected to a criminal network, Vain Viper, that does ad fraud and cyberattacks.

One actor in that network was physically close to the company (office neighbirs and same lawyers) and appears to have been implicated in the hack of the Democratic National Committee.