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bleh

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[exzouis-deactivated20250831]

rb with some red flags that are in your room

[cathgarvey]

Poor Satan…

I’ll be updating this blog with a new comic every Friday. Stay tuned!

[autumngracy]

This did not go where I expected

[badpsychicadvice]

Everyone keeps asking how to summon demons to do your errands, I hope this leaves you with no questions.

Make sure to give them change for sweeties.

[elenamanetta]

Insects may as well be the size of elephants for the way I react to them.

[nickyvmlp]

You’ve captured the essence of the show marvelously, OP

[joeyclaire]

these are the four types of nonbinary people

[joeyclaire]

neutral gender, neutral presentation

fem aligned gender, masc aligned presentation

masc aligned gender, fem aligned presentation

lancer

[retrogamingblog]

Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

[callyb510gee]

where’s the link op

[anomalycaris-deactivated2022111]

right there

[izzetheking]

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

[randomitemdrop]

It had never occurred to me that you could pick up a magical talking weapon with its own mind and will, but then it doesn’t speak your language.

Ancient sword: ¡Yo, la Espada Mágica de Zamora, apagaré mi sed de sangre de Osos del Búho esta noche!

Adventurer: what the hell did this thing just say

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don’t miss you at all

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

[hiyojun]

maybe now they’ll refolllow

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

YOU ERASED MY FUCKING DOG?

[thatbowserguy]

[ballwizard]

shirt idea

[proboscismonkey]

She is terrified of watermarks

[hollowtones]

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile

[woolay]

Are there any redeeming qualities about sword and shield?? Like at all???

[angelicguy]

a sword allows for quick blows while a shield can deflect projectiles and some attacks.

[woolay]

I knew some dumb mother fucker was gonna reblog this about the art of combat. Blocked and unfollowed.

[angelicguy]

shot for my beliefs. bled like a dog

[sabertoothwalrus]

I can’t remember if someone already did this but here

[sabertoothwalrus]

ok one more

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[penroseparticle]

First aid training is actually very serious and I get what this bullet point is saying about hypothermia but this legit fucking took me out:

[penroseparticle]

When I’ve been hangry for a few hours and there’s still no food:

[ask-bot]

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve bullshitted someone into believing?

[kurumawer]

When me and my siblings were much younger my dad owned a Volvo car with a computerized voice. It was a very deep voice that would give you warnings about the car’s status. “The boot (trunk) is not shut” being one I remember. Very creepy now I look back at it.

Me, my older brother and our dad would joke that the voice came from “a little man” inside the car. My younger sister was at an age where you could tell her anything and she would take it as gospel. She actually believed there was a tiny person with an extraordinarily deep voice living in the car. We kept it going for a long time until one day someone crashed into the vehicle and it ended up in the scrapyard. As she cried for the safety of the little man we had to tell her the truth. She was mad at us for weeks.

[canyoufeel-my-heart]

I convinced my kids that my car’s triangular, red, hazard button was a ‘self destruct’ button. This was initially to keep them from hitting it since it is a really prominently placed, large, red button. This worked out great until I quickly pulled the car over the other day to get a dog off the road. Threw on my hazards and jumped out of the car after the dog. I looked back and both kids are hitting the ditch.

[tikalgirl]

Dealing with that kind of betrayal must have been hard for them. “Dad hit the self-destruct and ran away!!!”

[coltrer]

Dad killed a dog, hit self-destruct on the car to remove all evidence and witnesses and ran away.

SHIT

[ranked-competitive-sexhaver]