Teeniest Beeb

Teeny | 27 | He/They Howdy! I mostly reblog stuff I find funny/interesting/pretty. It’s a mess but it is MY mess (art blog @teenybeebart) (also hiiii everyone from twitter)

[water-you-not-doing]

Hi Howdy Hey :3

I'm TeenyBeeb, welcome to my reblog blog :3 This is a place of putting thoughts in the tags and reblogging memes and sick art. I also do art, which you can find over at @teenybeebart (I usually reblog it at least once to here tho too)

I'm gonna be so honest with you, I'm absolute shit at tagging stuff. If you need tagged warnings for stuff you probably shouldn't follow me. I do my best, and I don't reblog stuff like gore or nsfw, but I do miss stuff. I also don't tag spoilers, but I usually wait a week or so until I start reblogging spoilers for anything.

You can find me at other places! Here's my LinkTree :3

Also if we're mutuals and you reblog my posts i am hold ur hand :3

[thegreatgoatby]

how hungry

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[godshideouscreation]

[the-bar-sinister]

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

[the-bar-sinister]

Or horny.

[dogpuppy]

[jam-etc]

…I want to just draw a fashion zine of just Miss Piggy, oh my god. she is so underrated and underutilized, where is my succession-like muppets satire thing LOL I want it so bad. let me do it disney call me pls

EDIT FOR JAN 2025: I’M MAKING A ZINE OF MISS PIGGY FASHIONS. It is happening, I have heard your comments. Please stay tuned to my instagram for updates!! Here’s a preview:

thank you for like, a bajillion notes!!!

[jam-etc]

ugh sorry guys, I got a job literally right after posting this and it’s been insanely busy, forgive me…. I’m gonna post what I was gonna put in the zine here, no need to pay or anything (but if you like I have a kofi, I’d hugely appreesh hehe)

sorry to string you guys along for I guess a whole damn year, hahahah

[sashayed]

700 ICE agents pulled out of minnesota? morale low on the murder squad due to getting their asses caved in by your grandma in -30 weather every day for weeks on top of being dupes and stooges of the most pathetic order? ohhhh gosh.......ohhhhhhhhh too bad. what a fun time to send $15 to the Stand With Minnesota org of your choice

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[bladesofaura13]

The link is broken nooooo

[ot3]

burning of the fucking library of alexandria right here. anyway everyone say thank you wayback machine

[ot3]

Happy ten years of Caity weavers infinite mozzarella sticks article

[byjove]

another great thing about rock collecting is that you can just go outside and start taking them. I like stealing quartz pebbles from the landscaping at businesses. no one can stop me. outside rock on the ground pocket sized? free for the taking

[byjove]

I wanted to add on to this, rockhounding is illegal in national parks in the USA but there is still a lot of public land that allows collection for personal use and some former mining areas that allow rock hunters to collect with a fee. I actually think rock hunting in nature is not an unethical hobby if you’re not being greedy and are careful not to disturb wildlife. It is a good way to motivate people to go outside and explore and learn to appreciate nature and it is a common pastime. There are places you can take a rock and there are places you cannot take a rock.

[stealmyheartaway]

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

[stealmyheartaway]

awrruf... c'mere

[stealmyheartaway]

rrawrf

[yugirimistwalker]

Little wolf youre our last hope... our best driver just had a tummy ache

You are our last hope to win the Daytona 500...!

[bluesturngold]

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

[kelzosmellzo]

special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason

[kelzosmellzo]

forgot to add one of the best ones, my fault

[questions-about-blorbos]

Do you genuinely think you could do a better job writing your Blorbo than their canon creator did, if you were given the chance to write and direct CANON MATERIAL for your Blorbo's character?

Yes

No

My Blorbo is already my own original character / Poll does not apply to us

Voting ended onFeb 5

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[santapau]

“Abyssal”, new Secret Knots comic.

[greelin]

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

[danaduchy]

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

From Episode 796 of MBMBaM