It's been a long day for all of us... @wateralchemist17 - Tumblr Blog

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

succubusboyfriend

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

probuccalfat

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

teathattast

drangel76

WE FOUND MEXICO!!!!!

teathattast

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

greaserink

cryin' shame that walmart markiplier is just too sexually charged to be on tumblr smh

madeofklay

What I learned not to do in art school

fuckboi4lyfe

e-seal-deactivated20210319

Where does lasagna come from?

Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast

hollowtones

thought it comes from caves

hollowtones

am i thinking of QUARTZ again

e-seal-deactivated20210319

easy mistake

hollowtones

ah, nuts

hollowtones

(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)

e-seal-deactivated20210319

you are thinking of quartz again

hollowtones

sunbeetle

friend group in their 20s

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

[a hot, silent wind blows]

bedupolker

"You should always strictly follow the rules, unless i think they're stupid, in which case you can't stop me" is a great trait for a female character to have

davidluongart

The Garden of Hesperides🏛🪴🍊🍎

When the marriage of Zeus & Hera took place, many deities came to celebrate and gave them tons of endless marital gifts. Among them is the old ancestral Gaea, goddess of the earth, bringing the couple with small branches of glowing golden apples, which Hera greatly adored, and politely requested her great-grandmother to plant it within her own gardens, located on the far western reach near Mount Atlas.

For the garden, it was rumored to be in Ibiza of Spanish Balearic Islands, or within the ancient Phoenician ruins of Lixus/Lixos, modern Larache province of Morocco. (Due to the Hesperides were often regarded as “nymphs/goddesses of the far-reach West”, associated with light of the golden dawn, sunset and evening; attended and served ambrosia to many gods/deities in bridal festivities and generally been the treasure-keepers of the gods.)

P/S: On the other side, the small real-life island, Es Vedra in Ibiza - that I also included in the painting- were also rumored to be “home of the enchanting sirens & sea nymphs” in Homer’s Odyssey, but that’s going to be the story for another day.