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i am going to fetishize kinds of men you’ve only seen in your peripheral vision at the grocery store

#:SCREAMLAUGH:#billy at the trader joe's btw #bdml #drayton sawyer #jkml #let me just list the men i want actually.#billy drago. jim siedow. charles dance. richard lynch. john kramer- NOT.... torbin belly 👿#peter cushing. david bradley 🫣. bill moseley. stupid brad dourif. TED RAIMI ❤️#uhm. ashley joanna williams is my fucking joke of an ex husband who i have two children with and bruce campbell pisses me off‼️#and walton. you stupid slut.#KYLE MACLACHLAN‼️‼️‼️‼️#ty tadgh !!!!

lolt64

#stopppp 🥀#pjackk

eoh666

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn

#hey man thanks for sending me this and saying it's my dad #ty spunchy #philcore

halondrus

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

#siebren my love my wife #smeema

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if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be

#he'd post about his inventions + spiritual talks and proverbs. in his Sunday best 🥀#ty spunchy #or if we're speaking hypothetically he would travel around the world with some fuckass capuchin monkey on his shoulder 😒

#grown bear btw #x #🐻#bears

messygoku

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

#thank you bana you know me all too well #it's such a let down when they have more than 4 inches 😒#if they're short and have big cock that is fine. my old mam hank pym is short and big cock so that's all and well.#<- even if i have to pretend i like it :screamLaugh: 😒😒#john kramer has a small penis and it's like. so perfect. i still think about him every day.#uhmmmm magneto has gigantic cock and that's so scary. but he is genuinely soooo beautiful that it doesn’t matter! i wish he had a pussy 😞#ty bana #''old mam'' im not fixing that. he's old ma'am now #🐻

themysteriousmurasamecastle

#fav #lexicon

somebodysdarling

I’ve never seen any of his videos but I’m seriously in love with that reviewbrah guy. I think he lives somewhere in Florida. I could take such good care of him.

#he's such a wilting waif i love him #he's like a sickly doe with so much charm and a bit of bite. so classy...#ty bana #reviewbrah #trotw