serenity now

insanity later ♥︎ the dyke of '98

[bisexualben10]

i am going to fetishize kinds of men you’ve only seen in your peripheral vision at the grocery store

[everyday-cutephoto]

[expressions-of-nature]

Bear Fishing by Olga Burmistrova

"This is a real photo, not artificial intelligence. Archie is a retired former circus performer. He was born and raised with people. This bear is very inquisitive and loves the attention of the public. "

[effervescent-fool]

tumblr mutuals will truly be obsessed with anyone. there is a guy out there with 1 fan worldwide and that fan is your tumblr mutual

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[blemgoid]

at the gas station getting pisst off becasue they dont accept ogre coins

[wildzero]

computer. reptile. nine inch nails. max volume. kill anything that moves

[futuremoji]

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

[persianmom]

[wordswithimages]

[witch-of-agnesi]

[passionpeachy]

tumblr please stop showing me ads of bald men being cured of dementia by being covered in honey. I wish I was joking

[passionpeachy]

me when I'm bald and have alzheimer's and my daughter covers me in her memory-restoring honey

[smashorpassgilf]

[harsh-noise]

When that first sip of Thai tea hits and you start to feel funny down there

[harsh-noise]

When that first sip of Thai tea hits and you start to feel funny down there

[noellenescent]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]