ben10 cant b a digimon bcuz they have code not dna

hi im nega i love my dog and im a bad bi stereotype this is my ben 10 and digimon fanblog *sighs deeply* im 23 if i get accused of being a minor for having a blog themed after a show that’s almost two decades old one more time im gonna lose it. im just autistic leave me alone

[tonyhawksurl]

Tony Hawk's Solosexual Popperbation

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[mothtowers]

danganronpa dialogue:

"maybe the killer gave them a heart attack by writing down their name. like with a certain notebook from a certain anime."

"h-huh?"

zero escape dialogue:

"and so, mr tortoise continues to believe theres a teapot floating in space because mr hare can not definitively prove him wrong. but what if something like that... applied to the entire world?"

"like how theres no way to prove if youre wearing panties or not unless you offer definitive proof"

umineko dialogue:

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[jenny-holzer]

[basyacriptid]

i wish gagobears were real and just killed everyone

[wombatmd]

Stop scrolling!! Dr. Chase is asking you an important medical question

[allyourlife]

how it feels to have an elaborate set of theories about a real person that keep getting proved right

[11thsense]

Hello, Emily. This is Adam Driver. I came across your blog in my free time today and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and, I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 30 or 40 year old man who wants nothing more than to act and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

GOUSJCJ DICJ

[jonbutter]

dude so distraught he forgot his age

[kushblazer666]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Use your coins to buy posts

[mrsterlingeverything]

Use your posts to win hoes

[mrsterlingeverything]

[travalicious]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me