ben10 cant b a digimon bcuz they have code not dna

hi im nega i love my dog and im a bad bi stereotype this is my ben 10 and digimon fanblog *sighs deeply* im 23 if i get accused of being a minor for having a blog themed after a show that’s almost two decades old one more time im gonna lose it. im just autistic leave me alone

[tonyhawksurl]

Tony Hawk's Solosexual Popperbation

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[bloodclotbitch]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[linhadeferro]

Martin Parr, Think of England, 2000

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[papa-peach]

[dreadwedge]

before we go inside i have something i need to tell you. dont try to lie inside my house. i know its an annoying rule but i need you to promise to take it seriously. there are truth shrews in the walls and if you fib even a little bit they will chew through the electricals in retaliation and its fucking expensive to replace. metaphors are okay but i need you to swear that everything you say from the moment you set through that door will have an essential sincerity to it or the shrews will fuck me over. call an exterminator? no can do, truth shrews are a protected species in this neck of the woods. plus i introduced them myself. to take care of the deceit spiders, you see

[hxh]

genuinely how it feels to get home really late and really high and immediately start raiding the kitchen for snacks and juice

[akashicrecord]

society peaked with youtube poop

[saidbyastoner]

Stoner Gossip #3

Eminem joined ISIS

[captain-price-returns]

[thanook]

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

[shingojira]