Watercoolest

she/her

[keijakku]

heroin

[demilypyro]

Pomni you can get that purple rabbit pregnant you just have to believe in yourself

[rice-master]

Skill issue

[terraswallows]

Smoking absolutely destroys your estrogen.

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[z0mbiezwf4ngz]

Happy pride month !!

I love you all sm !!!

[z0mbiezwf4ngz]

Oh and a special shout out to ppl with xenogenders + those who use neo pronouns

[st4rlum1n0us]

SHOES R DONE 😗😗‼️

[bloedgetuige]

might be the funniest review ive ever seen on storygraph

[catgirl-kaiju]

Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.

[catgirl-kaiju]

There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎ ‎

[watercoolestest]

to the people that are gullible

[watercoolestest]

jerking off in a glass house with people throwing rocks at you

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[watercoolestest]

dog with human teeth?

like that one itch.io game?

crawling?

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[watercoolestest]

me too (2)

[zelovinit]

GUYS THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS TESTING OM TRANS PEOPLE

[zelovinit]

GUYS IF THIS ISNT REBLOGGED IT WONT FUCKING BE SEEN.

[png-peter-green]

oh my fucking god. and the thing is this isn’t a “we’re getting really bad now” because this has happened since Day One of the US btw. They’ve done this shit on POC and now they’re coming for my trans siblings too. Fucking horrible. These are human people! What the fuck!

[dorothyo]

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[annabelle--cane]

earth shattering news: I saw a post that wasn't exactly bad but which had a mixture of valid and invalid points and about which I now have vexed feelings