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Resident Mushroom Lady

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[d3mqn]

[thatsoup]

Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[mr-ribbit]

[three-predatory-lesbians]

this is like 9/11 for americans...

[nintendo-killed-atari]

backrooms spoilers with no context:

[lillypop123]

cough cough spoilers

[apatheticabberation]

whatever i'll crosspost this one

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[bin-herebefore]

Four Fours introduction idea

[linked-universe-heritage-posts]

Linked Universe Heritage Post

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung and project hail mary both very good

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[thesituation]

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

[moniquill]

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

[vergess]

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

[commodorecliche]

[pukicho]

SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍

[pukicho]

Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes

[opwolfe]

That keyboard is a sin against humanity

[pukicho]

MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[daysleftofsecondterm]

1,000 days left

[dogposts]

[rose-qtz]

when people follow you expecting another funny post

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[habijob]

Just wanting to point out: Intermission Time already had told us that Caine had consumed Bubble.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”