MALINA

18, WA, ravenclaw, INFJ, asexual (?), feminist!

[watermalin-blog]

tumblr for some unholy reason thinks I’m underage and won’t let me see anything and it’s really pissing me off

[neverthere12345]

[purpletangyvaginas]

[lyjerria]

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[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[amemoryofkaye]

Lmao “No ma'am. I know not who you speak of.”

[alemicihan]

[lonelymountainson]

1) guy with the red shirt and the flowing, shining black hair can get it any damn time,

2) is the guy like three down from the top WEIRD AL?

[morrigan24601]

LOL yes! These are all great but the Weird Al one absolutely killed me

[tofixtheshadows]

It’s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post about Farmer’s Market Hot™.  

Farmer’s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is the result of me watching Orphan’s Black and trying to describe the hotness of Cal to others.

See my point?

Farmer’s Market Hot is a wholesome kind of hot. Rugged but approachable. It’s not the kind of hot where you immediately go, “Oh my god they’re so perfect, I want to take them home and photograph them/tear their clothes off.” That’s for later.

This is the kind of hot for people who would visit the farmer’s market to buy some organic cheeses on their way to pick up their kids from their Creativity Through Music class. It’s the look that says “I’m here to support our local beekeepers.” You see them and it makes you want to settle down. You want to do your taxes with them, raise dogs together.

It’s borderline hipster without the elitism and irony, borderline country without the sound of Tim McGraw. If they’re white, racist shit like dreads automatically disqualifies them.

Guys will most likely be stubbly, or bearded, but not to the point of lumberjack. Think Chris Evans in between Marvel movies.

Pictured: a man who wants to buy artisan bread from a stall and be polite to the merchants.

Imagine a woman with a sunflower tattoo, wearing a high-low dress and clunky dependable boots, holding a dog’s leash while she waits at the knife sharpening booth. Imagine a man wearing flannel and holding a baby while talking about ethical alternatives to quinoa.

Farmer’s Market Hot™.

Add this to your vocabulary.

[nourgelitnius]

It’s that time of the year again, so I felt the need to bring this back.

[blackhorseandthecherrytree]

farmer’s market hot

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

the quality content i am here for

[vampiresandbunnies-deactivated2]

I can’t not post this gif now

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when a mutual’s post gets notes because you reblogged it

[pitynotawidow-archive-deactivat]

this is my new favourite gif

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

[whenwillthissadnessend]

Have you noticed her hair’s flying in the wrong direction?

[musiqchild007]

this is just all messed up

[splotchee-moved]

hey straight people if an lgbt+ person asks you not to call them queer dont call them queer

[much-ado-about-spoons]

Even lgbt+ people, if another person in the community asks you not to call them queer, don’t call them queer. Just because you’re ok with the word doesn’t mean everyone else in the community is so just be respectful

[splotchee-moved]

hey reblog this version its important

[nokiabae]

Babadook was an annoying but palatable joke but it’s very evident now that gay relationships are still seen as frivolous entertainment 

[pro-gay]

also like the babadook meme was born out of a technical mistake on Netflix, this is just borderline projecting how straight ppl see gay ppl lol creepy and predatory towards kids

[petchatron]

I knew something didn’t sit right with me about this new ‘meme’

[westindianheaux]

to further add to how wrong this is, in the book pennywise is introduced by reveling in the deaths of two men who were killed for being gay based on a real crime that happened in Maine. like please people… let’s not do this. just putting this PSA out here so i don’t have to @ anyone for posting this meme in the future!  

[constable-frozen]

[bigboykings]

WHATTT

[galakticbabe]

ASIA NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL YALL TOO FUTURE

[nat3601-deactivated20170823]

My God what they said ^^

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Wtt

[nyokoko]

THIS SHIT LIT THO

[thegardenofeedan]

Where do YALL even practice this prior to the game???

[komplexx904]

Homygawd

[chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes]

How does…….never mind

[charmstat]

how’s everybody doing

[quintesence-deactivated20180801]

[charmstat]

yeah me too

[weirdness-is-good]

[vloggmusprime]

Her name is cheese onion

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “swims” is the same upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

smiws??

[eazyintheheezy]

upside down, not backwards. silly.

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

[eazyintheheezy]

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

[eazyintheheezy]

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

oh

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

[birdungehrl]

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

[northgang]

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[amogirls]

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