[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[echo-2-1]

someone: hey can i ask you a personal question?

my oversharing ass already bursting to answer the question: moi?

[freshcatpuke-deactivated2016090]

ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＴＲＡＮＱＵＩＬＩＴＹ

[the-mighty-sage-equal-deactivat]

[catasters]

[todaysbird]

[cottoncandy-maggie]

Kenny is high-maintenance. Don’t question a diva.

[snirts-deactivated20170315]

choose ur fighter

[luminiesbackup]

[jinah]

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

[sofboys-deactivated20201222]

this was clyde

[nprfreshair]

Howdy.

Valais Blacknose Sheep from Switzerland

Photo via redscharlach

[end0skeletal]

When you can see their faces they are very cute!

via Zoo Tierpark Berlin

[thesassformers]

[mittybee]

[lumberzachary]

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[shezinlove]

ol slurpy straw neck ass

[chodeboy-deactivated20260710]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

[raeda-in-fossa-est]

LET HIM RUN FREE!!!

[memes-r-memes]

[buzzfeed]