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L.A.

the last sonnettist left is in

L.A.. he writes on cats and girls

and all the cucumbers and squash

and aubergines at Kroger, and

he saves them

for his letters, now.

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What point during sex is it safe to play Geometry Dash

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a wise man knows there is no “wrong foot” on which to get off

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journal factory explosion: hundreds saved

[dogpuppy]

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what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

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Younguk Yi — "A portrait of a dog who, having resolved no longer to cower, pauses on the brink of attack" (acrylic on linen, 2025)

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(bashfully) so ive been growing little men in tubes...

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fail my exam :-\

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Plim plim, plom—plim plom: plim plim plom plim plom

-Aphex Twin

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you can tell by the fervor in my tone and the intensity of my soul

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original poem

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sorry about all the psychosexual bullshit

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How to Train a Dog to be Alone

589.3nm light filtered out fine.

I can’t see anything, now.

You know why old movies looked blue like that?

Bring back the smoking section;

get kids hooked off the exhaust.

Every person should know what it means to crave—

to need physically, to be unable to think about anything except the next one.

You stupid bitch,

get off it and use your head for like ten seconds:

I told you about the last one;

I told you what I would be.

How cool was it that I could skull eight beers in the first hour you showed up?

How cool was it when I stumbled ass first into the sidewalk?

Did you like it when I grabbed the wrong ghost of your hand?

Did you like it when I had to find your lips with one eye closed?

Can your dog take it when you leave yet?

Here’s how you do it:

give her a treat whenever you shut the door;

open it right back up and give her another.

Repeat daily.

If that doesn’t work,

tie her out front for a couple hours.

Don’t let her see : hear : smell you.

She’ll give up whining, or your money back.

You’ve already got water on the carpet:

take those boots off,

godammit.

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can you guys believe it's been more than five years since the death of Elagabalus?

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i shattered my heart into countless pieces at the I70 exit 68 Waffle House and all i got was this t-shirt