break A Leg

ur wrong

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[waterthoes]

hi, i want to be famous

[fakehistory]

Correspondence between two Greek men ~600BC (Colorized)

[emobaria]

how convenient that my dog doesn’t answer me when I ask if he’s a communist….

[artbyjuju]

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on

[catchymemes]

[im-the-batmann]

[eyelid-movies-deactivated202301]

[glitterweave]

when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[rainbowstickersandunicorn]

heeeeeelp

[pizzamattersnotyouropinion]

Me drunk at Christmas dinner

[toastbutteregg]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[navigaero]

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

[enshanomusicbro-deactivated2018]

You’re not going to heaven.

[navigaero]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[miiriya]

[chonce]

[weloveshortvideos]

NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims

[annoyeed]

delete it lmfao

[foointerrupted]

This really turned my day around

[trouserweasel]

meet me in the fucking conversation pit