*gets a degree in petting dogs*

Tess. scandinavian. Seventeen. “For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream.”

[stelmarias]

it’s college awareness month. why would there be a college awareness month. i’m already very aware. i’m too aware. get me out of here im afraid.

[robbstarks]

its beginning to look at lot like christmas GAME OF THRONES SEASON 4

[kirstengillibrand]

[ailaxolotl]

chickensandwich:

boys stand up to pee

girls sit down to pee

boys sit down to poop

girls stand up to poop

how backwards is that??

I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop

[watsonemma]

chickensandwich:

yo whatever

[katnissism]

[halflifealyx]

i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy. ayyy lmao

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

if u think i only followed u because ur hot u r absolutely right

[xanis]

[cinnasownmockingjay]

Prim!

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

A theatre in Shanghai accidentally used a photoshopped fan made poster for Thor 2 and it’s magical.

[fraldaddy]

notes to self:

people who don’t care about you, no matter how much you care about them, aren’t worth your energy so let them go

choosing to be happy does not mean ignoring the sadness and pain that demand to be felt

probably the best thing you can do for yourself is to refuse to be embarrassed or ashamed of any part of you

[kittycatdaily]

[x]

[emmawatsonsboobs]

[wtf-jax]

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

[siacherry]

*POLICE SIRENS*

[mutecrows]

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[saltyhealer-deactivated20170126]

[gavin screaming]

[piginapoke]

who the fuck is Gavin

[victorianho]

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

[psicologicamenteblog]

Source: What are anxiety disorders?

[siyanide]

[kim-kil-whan-deactivated2014062]

the day is fathers day 2014

you have been inside your house for a week to prevent yourself from being infected by the dad outbreak. a dad, YOUR dad suddenly breaks through the door. tears fill your eyes.

"DAD, GET BACK, I’M SERIOUS!"

"hello, serious" the beast grins, revealing rows of jagged teeth "i’m dad."