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I don't even know the tone of this comic. Is it funny? is it sad? is it both? who knows!

I watched dreamsmp every day since the lmanburg festival and nothing will ever come close to how surreal the exile arc was. People had to start saying c!tommy and c!dream because people on twitter thought that dream was actually abusing tommy and it was getting dangerous??? Tommy would ring the prime bell and there would be THOUSANDS of twitch primes in his chat within seconds. You couldn’t even see the regular chats because there were so many. Every exile stream was genuinely terrifying because you had no idea whether or not Tommy would DIE. Mexican dream showed up. The following stream dream destroyed the entire area and Tommy almost killed himself. The whiplash was fucking insane.

rosettyller

ryland grace + text posts

pilley-w

I can't even imagine what sort of emotion Rocky felt when he realised that there is something alive few kilometers away after 46 years alone. But I think this audio could be possible

polarity-disturbed

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

polarity-disturbed

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

polarity-disturbed

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.

strifesolution

shiny duo save stars

redstonedust

watched enough explosive friend group break ups that now every time some of my friends are kinda quiet towards me im like "damn what if theyre in a secret group chat compiling an extensive list of everything ive ever done wrong?" as if thats like a normal thing to experience in your friendships.

#happened to me exactly once but it was in a very formative time in my life #irreparable damage

thedragonagelesbian

Obviously i want to kill ads for all the normal reasons but the increasingly regressive gender politics of the ai generated garbage mobile shovelware makes using tumblr like legit upsetting at times..............

thedragonagelesbian

Cant have porn bc Advertisers but heres a woman being viciously murdered in an ad and heres an incarcerated woman having to do survival sex work in an ad and heres a woman being abused by her partner in an ad and heres a cartoonish implied money shot over a literal object-ified woman in an ad andandand

scribefindegil

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

purplegutz4

Had this in my head for a while

vonlipwig

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.