[johnconn]

[badideainaglass]

During my rewatch of WWDITS I decided to make a compilation of some of my favorite Matt Berry line deliveries as Laszlo.

(Spoilers up to the S4 finale)

[irisbleufic]

If Guillermo comes back to the house as a vampire only to find that an existentially bored Nandor has used one of his wishes to become human again? I hope to fuck Nandor has to become Guillermo’s familiar and spend a few years begging Guillermo to turn him.

[clownmoontoon]

I HADNT SEEN ANYONE POST THIS YET AND IM OBSESSED W THE ANIMATION DURING THE SONG SO HERE IT IS!!

the whole thing is on youtube now!

[edgar-allan-possum]

Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one

[curly-cottage-girl]

Manwhore it is then

[edgar-allan-possum]

Ma'am, please. That's not me.

[curly-cottage-girl]

Malewife?

[edgar-allan-possum]

[okujo-deactivated20230427]

curly…

[trans]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[trashcora]

John Boyega Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions | WIRED

[dmbakura]

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

[sharkfish]

me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless 

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

[fang-emblem]

[clarenecessities]

they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant

[hollis-exe]

tell them what the prank was, clare

[clarenecessities]

so for fucking months now we’ve been saying we were going to watch Blade, because i’d never seen it, but somebody was always too tired or too busy, but tonight we decided fuck it, tomorrow’s ciaran’s friday, let’s watch Blade

the first 40 minutes or so pass with many a delighted exclamation. stan lee was credited & i’m told blade was a marvel property, which is news to me. i’m thoroughly enjoying myself. the cop familiar gets the shit beat out of him & tells blade to check the fridge. the wind roars as the scene transition fades to black.

in fades a helicopter. a man with long dark hair on crutches emerges from it. i do not immediately recognize the man, but from the crutches & the hair i immediately go “morbius??”

they assure me he isn’t morbius. i accept that they don’t want to admit he’s morbius for some reason (maybe they just don’t want me to think blade is in the mcu?) as the entirety of michael morbius’s backstory plays out on screen.

i repeatedly ask “okay but this is literally morbius right” and “why are you doing this” as it becomes increasingly clear that we are now, somehow, watching Morbius (2022). everyone continues to insist it’s Blade (1999) until finally i ask “how long were you planning this” and logan says “you wanna know how long” and gives me a screenshot

fucking months of me genuinely wanting to watch the movie Blade (1999) with my friends and they goddamn Blorbius me. I got Blorbiused.

[thedoubteriswise]

just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch stuff on your phone in public without earbuds. I'm glad people patient enough to do that exist, since the only explanation I could possibly offer is "because you aren't the protagonist of this grocery store"

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[royalandmelanated]

[highwayfleam]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

PERSEPHONE????!?!!!???

[vidalinav]

She’s too beautiful not to reblog.

[patrik-star]

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

[kaijuno]

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

[cheeselegstheblog]

[edenoi]

[pupdotcom]

beef strokin off lmfao

[gotterhag]

Not what it’s called

[interwar]

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

[littlemusicalwitch]

Nerd problems

[mobbu-rider]

*agressively sketches Punnett squares*

[homoeconomix-deactivated2022110]

[jumpingjaverts]

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

[jumpingjaverts]

outlaws are wanted

[jumpingjaverts]

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

[jumpingjaverts]

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

[assheol]

u know the thing where boys have the slightest bit of tummy and its like a puppy belly and its so cute and soft and it kinda comes out at the sides of their jeans a tiny bit i looooooooooooooooooveee that i love it i love

[assheol]

honestly my favourite thing about making this post is that a bunch of guys who were/are insecure abt their tummies messaged me and told me that this made them feel good and warm u go tummy boys u go