don't mess with dc fans we hate our own comics

I'm part of like a million fandoms sorry

[rooksilver]

practically no armand. barely any louis and all he does is grovel. gabrielle reduced to a misogynistic stereotype and all complexity erased. one episode of nicki. claudia ooc and used only as a tool for the male mcs. lestat’s there but all he does is sing terrible songs and deliver cringe attempts at modern references clearly written by people in their mid to late thirties. dm rushed. lesmand erased. loustat completely unconvincing. existence of loumand completely ignored. gabistat disgusting. show quality not upheld. book not adapted. so what exactly have we accomplished this season and why

[johnconn]

Tvl finale spoilers!!!! Lestat's mind making Louis's brother say: Thank you for loving him the way he needed to be loved???? My good bitch you abused him so much he plotted to kill you with your daughter. Holy delusion. Damn. Like I get y'all patched up and forgave each other and shit but. Lets not change history alright?

[some-other-thoughts]

It feels like Rolin is writing fanfic for this season but forgot to tag it, so I'm helping him out

The Vampire Lestat | Alternate Universe - No Logic | Anti-Louis de Pointe du Lac | Anti-Armand | Justice for Lestat | No beta we die like Claudia | Author is high while writing this | Author regrets NOTHING | Character Assassination as Plot Device | One true love because monogamy is the best | Mention of racial slurs | Offensive language towards a CSA victim | But author SWEARS it was with good intentions

[hisuncontrollableanger]

Is it manipulative to want to feel.. wanted?

[decomposingfungi]

tvl episode simulation

lestat: *awful french(?) accent* fam they are low-key trying to cancel me for serving too much cunt all because i'm too camp and too whimsical and now the woke mobe is coming for me but they'll have to take the L because I HAVE THE BLOOD OF AKASHA IN ME iykyk i'm just living rent-free in your minds because i'm looking snatched periodt

*five minutes musical video with the worst song you have ever heard*

gabriella: *count dracula accent* uuuuh lestat fuck me !! fuck mamma again and again and again !! i want sex i want to be FUCKED i want to suck a cock i love cock i only think of cock and murder uuuuuh lestat let's kill all humanity

daniel: did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? did you stutter as a child? oh and also: *seven different slurs*

louis: oh i'm sorry i'm a selfish bastard i'm a bad person i should be humbled *random slurs are said his way*

armand: *opens his eyes two seconds before the episode ends*

[ennarchy]

i thought it was fitting to make a remake of this

[voyager--two]

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[wobubling]

girl with hair that glows like the sun vs girl whose hair sparkles like stars vs girl with hair like a black hole

[lyckyf]

MY GOD

[ihavethebloodofakashainme]

season 4 interview with the vampire and everything is exactly the same except they all live together in a house in staten island like in wwdits

[cloudabserk]

instant revenge

[lesbiansidney]

the reason i need the weirdo armand who blends drinks based on nothing but colour and feeds garbage disposals and makes weird home movies in the show is because as much as i talk about armand and the cycles of amadeo and marius they're like...the ultimate proof that he is not what anyone has tried to make him. he's not an eternal sex slave or child bride or cult leader or abusive figure. he tries to be all these things because they're how he experienced the world in his most formative years but at the end of the day he has a big heart and he wants to be loved and he wants to experience the world as it is and he wants to watch the same movie over and over again and he wants to protect those he cares about and he wants to ride jet skis and he wants to make a human boy coffee in the mornings and he wants to build a terrible consumerist island and and he wants to be a good father and

[johnconn]

Lestat be like I hate Armand he's a rotten moldy bread kill yourself etc. etc. and then remember Armand like a beautiful melancholic doe-eyed angel in his memories

[cloudabserk]

wanted to draw this:

[ileftmysoulinnorway]

Hits differently.

[knight-in-shimmering-armour]

Claudia's ghost seeing Armand deliver the iconic "My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow when he wouldn't look at me kindly lestat lestat lestat lestat... And you threw her name around just for cover but it always circled back to him" like "bitch I loathe you and I hope you die but that was a certified banger."

[i-know-the-enddc]

Was that your mom I just met that was Sofia ok is Sofia your mother ?? My mother is dead. Let me put it this way. Are you hitting the same vagina you spent the first nine months of ur mortal life in?? Anatomically. There’s the womb, and there’s the cervix- Stop the car. and there’s the uterus, Are you jumping the cervix??? And there’s-🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 STOP THE CAR —- MY SHOES!?! It’s not one thing Louis (theowing up) 🤮🤮🤮🤮 STOP THE GOD DAMN CAR. LOUIS!!!! Fuck fuck fuck my shoes. LOUIS!!!!!!!!! LOUISSSSSSS!!!!!!!! You don’t eat where you shit, and you don’t come inside the door you came out of what on GODS SAVAGE EARTH IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT ?? She was dying Louis I gave her the gift NO NO ITS BASIC ITS FUNDAMENTAL- NO ITS A COMPLICATED MULTIFACETED SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES NO NO THERES NO CIRCUMSTANCE THAT LEADS TO OH YEAH!! I COULD SEE HOW THAT WOULD HAPPEn!?!?! You’re being very judgey. Come to Montreal???? See me sing??? Hey meet my friend with incestual benefits !?! This is all- all- time Armand level deceit. OH DO NOT WALK AWAY AND - AND - AND SAY HIS NAME DO NOT COMPARE ME TO HIM HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT THIS IS A CENTURIES LONG LIE YOU HUNG HER PORTRAIT OVER OUR COFFINS IN NEW ORLEANS ITS SICK ITS SICK - WE ARE UNNATURAL BEINGS AND THIS IS THE HALF HUMAN SOUL YOU CONVENIENTLY WHIP OUT WHENEVER YOU WANNA WIN AN ARGUMENT WHAT -ARGUMENT YOU GOT FOR FUCKING YOUR MOTHER ITS SICKNESS MAYBE THE SOURCE OF ALL YOUR SICKNESS BUT MY GOD - YOU!!! YOU!!! - SEEK A PROFESSIONAL - YOU CALL ME OUT OF NOWHERE TO SAY YOURE PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE CLAUDIA AND PAYING A GIRL TO PRETEND TO BE MADELINE AND WHAT DO I SAY DO I SAY YOURE SICK LOUIS DO I SAY SICKNESS LOUIS NO I SPEND A MONTH AND A HALF TALKING YOU BACK FROM UNIMAGINABLE FRENZY IN THE MIDDLE OF MY OWN FRACTURING 😰😨😨😰😰😭😭😨😰😨😭😭😨😰I OFFER YOU ROOM UNDER MY ROOF Ok….. I OFFER YOU THE POSSIBILITY OF RECKONING WITH YOUR CRIPPLING GUILT Ok….. I OFFER 😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰 I OFF 😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😭😭😭😭😭😭Ok…..It’s ok…. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😭😭😭😭🤮🤮