Mike Wazowski

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//Cute blog!~ I didn't know there were any for everyone's favorite little, one eyed monster!

[THANK YOU! mike wazowski foeva]

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@wazowsxi

It wasn’t often that Kougyoku stumbled upon a new place but this was quite a strange place.

“Can…someone help me? I think I’m lost…”

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“Hey---lady.      How about learning ta’ help yourself?”

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“Hey. You got a little somethin’ on your teeth and it’s distracting.’”

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republicism:

“—-i was gonna say ‘obsessively running your bionic fingers through it 10 times a day,’  but that works too. sorry you’ll never know what that’s like, little buddy.”

“i don’t need hair to look attractive.  i’m a guy with class. ya’ keep hiding under that brown bush all ya’ want, kid-- my schmoopsie poo loves me either way.”

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"So how exactly does a cyclopse blink?

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republicism:

“——–uhhh actually??? … i look in the mirror daily. sometimes more.”

“ how else do you think i get this AWESOME hair?”

it really wasn’t a bad question  —–mike had to hand it to him, the guy had killer hair.   “hmm–i’m guessing shampoo, with a side of conditioner.”

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CLOSED STARTER

“—-HOLY SITH.”

“i’ve seen a lot of weird aliens in my life, but you’re by far the weirdest.”

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“hey---kid. take a look in the mirror recently?”

[capslockapocalypse]

adult: so what are you doing for college?

me:

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Twenty Øne Piløts//Stressed Out

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Follow the sultry sound of my voice.

[itsdisney]

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"you gonna drink that?"

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thefaceofthneedinc

“Well I

wouldn’t eat you either. I’m on a diet.

And don’t think I’m afraid of you

cuz I ain’t.”

“hate to be the one to break it to ya’ kid, -- but the last thing you need is a diet.

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vigilxnteiisms:

♢ Bat-glare activate ♢

”let’s talk it over a latte. you provide the joe, and i’ll provide the talking.”