WEIRD GUY:
“i don’t need hair to look attractive. i’m a guy with class. ya’ keep hiding under that brown bush all ya’ want, kid– my schmoopsie poo loves me either way.”
“schmoopsie poo?” *he bursts into laughter, throwing his head back* “-----do me a favor sometime and take me to whatever planet your species comes from. i'll getcha a LATTE in return.”













