having a tumblr is embarrasing

julia // 18 // i reblog random stuff i guess, some harry potter stuff here, some text posts there. random stuff. 

[teathattast]

big pats

[princesstigerbelle]

Why they do this

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[batteredshoes]

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

[arythusa]

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

[serpents-fr]

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

[ruinedchildhood]

[wigglingwaffles]

Meanwhile, Trump’s inauguration was literally the most watched program in American history at 31.1 million viewers

[king-jarrod]

The most watched program in American history at 115.2 million viewers was Super Bowl XLIX on February 1, 2015. And the only non-sporting event that made the top 20 of most watched broadcasts was at number 8 the M*A*S*H finale on February 28, 1983 with 105.9 million viewers. Trump’s inauguration wasn’t even the most viewed inauguration, that goes to President Reagan’s first inauguration with nearly 42 million viewers, the second most watched inauguration goes to President Obama’s first inauguration with 37 million viewers. So Trump’s inauguration was very far from “literally the most watched program in American history” as you put it.

[aspiringdoctoruk-blog]

But who needs facts in Trump America?

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

facts

[unaenanasinamor]

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

[antique-scarecrow]

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

[the-memedaddy]

[oh-peachy]

[hurdrudhdiwkfbs]

this has been making me laugh for the last 5 minutes

[notallmensheviks]

[memewhore]

[teathattast]

Ant-eaters are so cool

[metagenesis]

i made such a sound that my kitten had to come over and check if i was okay 😭

[eloseeoh]

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

People: What do you do for a living?

Me: What i want.

[allhailnjadaka]

YEP

[abumohammed50]

إنسانية 🕊️

‏نزعت الخطاف من فم احد القروش وعند مشاهدة القروش الاخرى لذلك صارت القروش تأتي لنفس المكان لنزع الخطاف من فمها علما ان هذه القروش لا تحب ان يلمسها احد.

هذا في البهاما والغواصة ،خلال الـ 15 سنة الماضية ، أزالت 250 خطاف.

[feminists-against-feminism]

“She removed the hook from the mouth of one of the sharks and with other sharks watching, so the sharks come to the same place to to get hooks removed from their mouths. Note [???] In the Bahamas and [???], over the past 15 years, she has removed 250 hooks.”

[dreamers-queen]

This is like that “how wonderful, then, to live in a world full of creatures that love to be petted” post. Beautiful.

[ms-cellanies]

She is inspirational.  PLEASE REBLOG.  

We MUST take care of wildlife.  

[bob-belcher]

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993), dir. Bill Duke

[endangered-justice-seeker]

This is our future and I have to say they are doing amazing! This is revolutionary I also love how all colors are banding together! They are brave & doing what needs to be done  ✊🏿                                                             

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[doctor-disc0]

[biscuitsarenice]

Buddhist nuns from the Druk Gawa Khilwa Abbey

Nadiya’s Asian Odyssey

[radicalduck]

This is so badass

[st-just]

(via twitter)

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

capitalism

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

She’s a Virgo w a Scorpio moon. You’ll be waiting a while sis

[hotgirlmegan]

Like? What does that even mean? I hate when physics bitchis are like? “Oh but her Lilith is in the eighth node and mars is in mercurial so I’ll give it a COUPLE of weeks” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEEAAAANNN??!!?!??!

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

It means she’s stubborn and petty like you don’t need to be an astrologist to know that about ha

[hotgirlmegan]

Hdksjskdkdkdk WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THATS SHSJSHSJSJS I HTE ASTRONOMY

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

It’s cos Mercury’s in retrograde

[hotgirlmegan]

BITCH

[chill0naperochingona]