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tryna live my best life

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

stop putting touchscreens and membrane buttons in shit bring back tactile buttons that go click or ka-chunk when you push them

[sapphling]

nobody tells you this about adult life but being a slut on the internet can help you make friends

[sapphling]

[4waystreet]

saw trap thats just going to dinner with your family in a busy restaurant

[guerrillatech]

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Broke: an infinite superstructure that personally hates you

Joke: an infinite superstructure that is crushingly indifferent to you

Woke: an infinite superstructure that loves you so suffocatingly much, and will grind itself to dust to give you what it imagines you want

[mollyjames]

[daitheflu-mx]

[tumblingoverstars]

[madkiska]

[tittyinfinity]

Call me salty or whatever but I hate youtubers who spend tens of thousands of dollars to build/buy something that they're going to destroy in the video (or right afterwards). I made my son stop watching this youtuber after he paid $30k for a giant cake just for his friends to jump on it. "It's their money they can spend it however they want" but why throw that money IN THE TRASH when you could change someone's entire life with it??? I just couldn't imagine being a millionaire and being like "should I spend $20-50k on something that I'll throw away an hour after I get it, or should I use it to help someone escape poverty and make the money actually worth something that will last"

Idgaf how you earned that money, if you prefer LITERALLY THROWING MONEY AWAY over helping people, you're trash.

[lionfloss]

bumper sticker that says "go around me i'm crying"

[anarchblr]

[image description: a tweet reading "there's no counterculture (because) everyone keeps asking for representation by mega corporate companies instead of supporting artists who are in the trenches making transgressive art." end ID]

[lavendrsage]

[funnytwittertweets]

[chapeldean]

i think you have to romanticize autumn a little. what else are you supposed to do

[breeyn]

How it started:

How it’s going:

Just a lil reminder that even if it doesn’t feel like it, even if it feels so fucking slow and you can’t see it at all, you do improve when you keep doing the thing. I love you. Hang in there.

[talkingharrystyles]

Absolutely amazing 🏳️‍🌈🫶🌈

[doccywhomst]

i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

[rubykgrant]

the one true Josh

[kipplekipple]

Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh's entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.

[thatqueerchoirkid]

I forgot that happened

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative

[wordproblemapoligist]

[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"

She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.

"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]

[nebulasreblogs]

“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past

[marumicore]

everytime she dies she has to go through this whole long process of paperwork and bribery to get reincarnated