I'm Glad At Least One Of Us Could Be Happy

People overestimate what they can do in a single day and underestimate what they can do in their whole lives

[jonahsimms]

That’s why those episodes take a lot longer, because if you f*ck it up, it’s bad. - Andy Samberg, Comic-Con 2018

[helperhoopoe]

talk to your crush. not necessarily to tell them they’re your crush - but talk to them. get to know them. become friends with them.  treat them like a human being. love is so much stronger for being built on friendship.

[princessscrambledpancakes]

in movies where people are like “oh i like this person they’re so pretty” like???? do you know them???? you don’t know them! you don’t like them if you don’t know them!!!!!!!

[stoned-adventurer]

There is a flower shop in Portland that had to close due to the COVID19 pandemic. Instead of ditching their entire supply of flowers, they decided to beautify the city and put gorgeous flower arrangements all over Portland.

[medusabraids]

girl....can we just have one platonic relationship between an older gay character and a younger gay character please s'il vous plaît por favor

[bartolomamba]

Gandalf and frodo

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way to hard at this

[airfierce-deactivated20201208]

[randomslasher]

Of course, by failing to give her Up as she requested, he has, in essence, let her down, thereby creating what scientists have dubbed the Astley Paradox

[shuwfalqamar]

humans are so Loud and for What

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I saw an online tutorial about how to make masks from old clothes, so I cut up this old pair of shorts! I had to hand sew it, and it came out too small, but it's not bad for a first try! What do you think?

[transdonaldduck]

The penguins of Madagascar “smile and wave boys” shaped a generation

[transdonaldduck]

Thank you for 100k. As per the rules of this site, a dark web hitman has been dispatched to take me out the second we hit 6 digits. It’s been a real pleasure serving with you, boys

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[loudestcrowdever]

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[hydro-homies]

[proto-homo]

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

[silly-luv]

[hatin]

“I don’t wanna be your friend, I wanna kiss your neck.”

— The 1975 (via neckkiss)

[hotboyproblems]

plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

[makeuphall]