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Polyamorous genderfluid (they/them) pansexual. It's a fandom cluster cuss in space. I'm into gaming, streaming, and other things. Find me on the XB1: Queermageddon also on twitch @TrinitiSparks

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The Witch Head Nebula : Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble . maybe Macbeth should have consulted the Witch Head Nebula. A frighteningly shaped reflection nebula, this cosmic crone is about 800 light-years away though. Its malevolent visage seems to glare toward nearby bright star Rigel in Orion, just off the right edge of this frame. More formally known as IC 2118, the interstellar cloud of dust and gas is nearly 70 light-years across, its dust grains reflecting Rigels starlight. In this composite portrait, the nebulas color is caused not only by the stars intense bluish light but because the dust grains scatter blue light more efficiently than red. The same physical process causes Earths daytime sky to appear blue, although the scatterers in planet Earths atmosphere are molecules of nitrogen and oxygen. via NASA

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[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

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[shisasan]

Crystal Renn by Sebastian Kim, 2011

[lesbian-ed]

So, as promised, here’s my list of lesbian movies for all of our lovely followers and the people you want to share it with. I hope I haven’t forgotten any good ones, but if you feel like that is the case, feel free to add movies to the list! 

This is my gift for all of you, I hope you’ll like it ♥

/ Mod W

Tipping the Velvet 

based on the book by sarah waters (she has written many lesbian books!)

it’s a bbc adapatation

technically a mini series but i like to see it as three hours of lesbian content heaven

it’s about this girl who falls in love with an actress and she goes to see her at the theatre five billion times until the actress notices her (that’s just the first part, other things happen to the main so watch the rest for more lesbian content~)

the main character (nan astley/king) is like… my fave. i love her.

the book is very good too!!!

honestly i have so much love for this movie/book i get all giddy just thinking of it

Bound

lesbian gangster/mob movie do i need to say more???

the main actresses are cute af (one of them is a butch lesbian!)

it’s awesome and very cool

(gonna trigger warn for use of lesbophobic slurs used by some characters/some lesbophobic violence)

Below Her Mouth

meh plot with amazing sex scenes basically?

a lot of sex scenes

i mean it like half the movie is graphic sex so if ur uncomfortable with that you probably shouldn’t watch it lol

all female cast

willa from wynonna earp!

The Handmaiden

also based on a book by sarah waters (called Fingersmith, there’s a bbc adaptation of it too which you should totally check out as well)

good quality movie right there

(putting a trigger warning here for sexual and psychological abuse and abuse in general)

Kyss Mig

one of few good swedish movies

basically about two step-sisters who fall in love (they’re not actually related i promise)

But I’m a Cheerleader

baby natasha lyonne is in this one! also i have a crush on clea duvall in this movie lol

a very cute love story tbh

good aesthetic

you’ve probably heard of it before but idc cause it’s great

(it’s like a satire of conversion therapy so if that’s something you can’t watch i don’t recommend this movie for you in particular)

If These Walls Could Talk 2 

a bunch of famous actresses (like chloë sevigny, michelle williams, natasha lyonne, ellen degeneres, etc. etc.)

divided in three segments from three different periods in time

one segment is set during the feminist movement in the 70s and features chloë sevigny as a butch lesbian with a motorcycle do i even need to say more??

Anatomy of a Love Seen

this is about two actresses who were a couple when they shot a movie together and now they have to go back and re-shoot some love scenes but they’re not a couple anymore and it’s sad af

i have basically never seen this movie in any rec lists but it’s actually one of my faves and i cry so much to this movie tbh

Saving Face

this is a good one

also pretty funny tbh!

it’s about a doctor who falls in love with a dancer and the doctor’s relationship with her conservative mom

it’s kind of rom-comish

Lost and Delirious

warning: very sad like super sad?

it’s about a girl who goes to a boarding school and so happens to become roommates with a lesbian couple

teen angst squared and multiplied with gay panic

The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls In Love

you may have heard of this one but if you haven’t it’s time you watch it

that woman who plays tina on the l word is a butch-ish girl in this one

VERY CUTE and chill

every time i watch this it feels like this movie is the director’s BABY like it seems like she cares about this story so much and it makes the movie feel so genuine and lovely

i want every baby lesbian to watch this, please, it’s my gift to you.

D.E.B.S.

you may have heard of this one too but if you haven’t seen it yet it’s definitely worth a watch!

lesbian spies!

the heroine falls in love with the villain (that enemies to lovers trope tho!!)

Desert Hearts

old but good!

i feel like this movie is on most of these long rec lists but people probably don’t watch it cause it’s old but it is actually pretty good!

your classic “oops i thought i was straight but that woman is hot” story

Margarita With a Straw

indian girl figures out she’s bi when she goes to uni in new york and meets a lesbian girl

cute, funny, sad, it has everything tbh

The Hours (actually one of my all-time favorite movies/books!)

The Intervention

The Kids Are All Right

The Children’s Hour

Blue is the Warmest Color

Elena Undone

Fucking Åmål 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AWESOME RECOMMENDATIONS!

[runcibility]

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

I FOUND MY PATRONUS ANIMAL! MEET…. THE SHAME-FACED CRAB: 

JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE: 

IT IS CLEARLY NERVOUS AROUND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AND WAITING FOR SOMETHING BAD TO HAPPEN

LOOK AT THEM AWKWARDLY SCUTTLING OUT OF A SOCIAL SITUATION: 

LOOK AT THEM HARRUMPHING AT BEING TOLD ATTENDANCE AT A GATHERING IS MANDATORY:

LOOK AT THEM BURROW AWAY FROM THEIR PROBLEMS, PRETENDING THEY DON’T EXIST: 

I LOVE YOU, CRAB OF SHAME!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Chanting) SHAME CRAB SHAME CRAB SHAME CRAB SHAME CRAB

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Side view of the Pencil Nebula.

js

[ryanthedemiguy]

I love how people tell me to take accountability for the cheeto being elected when I:

-talked to a lot of people why he was awful -talked to a lot of people why Clinton was good (And that i would directly suffer if he was elected) -got my mom to vote for Clinton, so my dad’s vote was negated -am a disabled queer autistic trans witch -voted for Clinton

And when white millenials as a whole voted for Clinton.

On top of that, nobody is telling me how to take accountability.

I’m stuck on my fucking back all day. I’ve had to call my reps and senators begging them to not repeal the ACA.

I am directly affected by this.

I am in direct danger by all this.

What! Am! I! Supposed! To! Do! When! I! Can’t! Sit! Up! Or! Shower!

[awwww-cute]

[b11v7t]

this is a blessed image.

[sixpenceee]

Now this is heavy metal. (Source)

[colchrishadfield]

Snarling red peppers

[mindfulwrath]

@iguanamouth pls

[apocalypticvalraven]

Artist’s tip- if you’re stuck for a facial expression, try cutting a pepper into quarters!

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[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

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*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[ourexes]

“if you hate tumblr so much why don’t you just delete???”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Adoorable. (via corbin1)

[scorpiontoxin]

It’s been like… forever since I’ve done one of these, and I wanted to so it back when I hit 750 followers but HEY life happened and I’m now around 780??? WHAT

Okay, so here’s the breakdown:

Rules 1. Must be following me 2. No giveaway blogs or bots 3. All likes and reblogs count 4. Winners must have askbox open 5. Winners must respond within 24 hours of being messaged or a new winner will be chosen 6. There will be 3 winners

Prize: A knitted item of your choosing!

Winners of the giveaway will be chosen with a random number generator and will be contacted for details about what they want knitted and where it will be sent to.

While the giveaway is in progress, please feel free to peruse my #my knitting tag (mostly WIPS) or #knitting photo for finished works.

And if you don’t want to wait for the giveaway to end to get a knitted item, I also do commissions! If you’d like something made for you, please don’t hesitate to drop a line in my askbox or submission page!

GIVEAWAY WILL END ON AUGUST 20TH, 2017 AT 12PM ALASKA TIME

Have fun!!

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cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[tnerdbean]

But listen that’s the thing. 

We are short staffed almost 97% of the time at my retail job. Because corporate has figured out you can overwork 4 people at minimum wage instead of paying for the 8 people you should probably have to be on the clock.  

Baby boomers grew up with stores that were adequately staffed, with workers who most likely had weeks of training for their jobs as opposed to the 1-2 shadow shift training we get now. Also those workers most likely were able to be full time if they wanted. Now retail, except for management positions, is mostly made up of part time workers, because you don’t have to give them benefits. So you have a workforce of perpetually underpaid, overwhelmed, undertrained people trying to do their best all while dealing with an entire generation of people who refuse to acknowledge that the system has changed and the average retail worker has NO control over that change and is being taken advantage of.

Like we got our customer surveys back, and almost every single one mentioned that they couldn’t find someone to help them or we needed more people on register because it was TOO SLOW, but what did management tell us instead of scheduling more people? We need to be quicker on register and call for backup if necessary. Which makes no sense because we can’t call for backup THAT ISN’T THERE.

[linguisticparadox]

FUCKING GODDAMN THIS

[jumpingjacktrash]

i’m gen-x and this trend was just starting when i got into the workforce. my parents were constantly aghast at my descriptions of perfectly normal work days. they rolled to disbelieve every time. they made excuses for the situation. they just did not want to believe this was the world their child was facing. but eventually they had to accept it, because it just kept getting worse.

when i got my first job in 1988, there was still such a thing as full-time cashier and food service jobs that got benefits and earned enough to support children – or sick parents – and have the basics of life. you had to keep your head down and kiss ass for a while to get bumped to full time, but you could do it.

those pretty much don’t exist anymore. if you don’t work in an office or a unionized industry, forget it. you’re part time, and your boss is going to screw you as much as they possibly can. you’re gonna need at least two of those part time jobs, by the way, because in addition to bennies going bye-bye, the minimum wage has gone up one dollar but your rent has doubled. kiss sleep goodbye, and don’t even think about going back to school – even if you’re ok with being in debt for the rest of your life, a degree won’t necessarily get you a job these days.

so not only are those cashiers getting yelled at for the way their bosses are screwing them – some of them are phd’s.

the irony is getting stale by this point.