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A cloak might hide you, but you don’t wear it just to hide. A cloak might warm you, but you don’t wear it just to stay warm. You don’t wear it just ‘cause it looks nice or ‘cause it’s a conversation starter.

It don’t always feel good to wear a cloak. Some cloaks, they hurt every time you put ‘em on, like a scar that’ll never fully heal. And that’s the point:

If it hurts when you wear it, you aren’t liable to forget.

- Cayde-6

#leliana #nightingale #sister leliana #dragon age #dragon age inquisition

This stupid dork...breaking my heart.

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#Solas #dragon age inquisition

When he gives you that “camping” look...

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Cullen, I’d appreciate if you stopped doing that with your face... or don’t stop. Ever.

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unalienablerights

what composer you should fight

Bach - no. just no. one time bach got into a fight with a bassonist over his bassoon part, and, i quote John Elliot Gardiner, “was forced to draw his sword and defend himself.” bassoon rage is terrifying, and bach was able to hold him off even though it was a surprise attack. don’t fight bach. you’ll lose. (plus if by some miracle you won, you’d have 18 children after you to avenge their father. do you really want small bachs chasing you the rest of your days?)

Handel - you could take handel probably. no killer instinct. do not let him get too close - he threatened to throw a singer out of a window once and could probably have carried through. take him down through attrition.

Haydn - you could absolutely take haydn. take him down quickly before he has a chance to trick you.

Mozart - depends. instrumentalists probably possess enough resentment to take him on easy. vocalists…could you really bring yourself to fight mozart? his arias are so nice. so flashy. so singable. go fight haydn instead. unless you’re a contralto. then absolutely fight mozart. fight everyone on this list.

Beethoven - DO NOT FIGHT BEETHOVEN. DO NOT FIGHT BEETHOVEN. DO NOT FIGHT BEETHOVEN. you will lose.

Rossini - absolutely fight rossini. you’ll win. easy.

Schubert - why would you want to fight schubert. he is a precious tiny forest spirit who just wants to compose lovely songs. the only person who is authorized to fight schubert is the accompanist who has just been asked to play erlkonig for the sixth time. and even they will feel bad afterwards. go fight rossini instead.

Berlioz - yes. fight berlioz. absolutely fight berlioz. sure, afterwards you won’t be able to brag that you defeated berlioz since no one outside of music knows who he is, but at least you’ll have a good victory on your hands.

Liszt - tough fight. liszt is 6 feet tall and has massive yaoi hands judging from his music. take him down from afar.

Chopin - please dont fight chopin. you’re better than that. it would be too easy. give yourself more of a challenge.

Brahms - this is a fight that you can win. just tell him you’re from the future and he never lived up to Beethoven’s name. don’t feel bad when he starts to cry. just take him down then and there.

Schumann - don’t do it. the problem is not robert himself, it’s the fact that clara will come after you. and she will beat you. this has nothing to do with you or your fighting abilities - if you fight robert schumann clara will find you and clara will end you.

Wagner - ABSOLUTELY FIGHT WAGNER. PLEASE fight wagner. I will pay literal, actual money to watch someone beat up wagner. you will get lots of help from everyone else in the music world including other composers. even if you have just fought them. everyone wants to see richard “dick” wagner taken down. the only person in the music world more utterly fightable than wagner is andrew lloyd webber.

Verdi - go fight wagner instead.

Stravinsky - do not fight stravinsky. he will fuck you up.

Mahler - the same fight as brahms, except even easier.

Schoenberg - schoenberg has nothing to lose. he will be vicious. he will fight to his last breath. and when you are standing over him, bloodied, he will look up at you. and he will thank you. you will carry a twinge of uneasiness around with you for the rest of your life. occasionally you will hear a tone row in the distance. do not listen, do not investigate, or schoenberg will have won after all.

turianfetish

Cullen in “The Enemies of Thedas” trailer (◕‿◕✿)

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Just a few screenshots of my latest Cullen romance playthrough...thought you Cullenites may enjoy our beautiful Commander.

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Cullen Rutherford - 05/??

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right-in-the-vhenan

Fan fic writing resources pt.2

The first part can be found here~

• Face shapes, body shapes, hair types • More ways to describe characters of color • Write better OCs • Character generators (motives, appearance, archetypes, etc) • Positive and Negative character traits • Developing character traits and personality • “Show, don’t tell” • How to revise, edit, and proofread your writing • Character perceptions • Precise verbs • Name generators (includes Dragon Age and Mass Effect!) • Master post for Thedas travel times • Food of Thedas • Currency in Thedas • THE FADE

right-in-the-vhenan

i know this is weird to ask but know of any good character sheets for a fanfic for dragon age inquisition

I do! And thanks for the question~First, I cannot recommend @adjectivebear‘s Dragon Age protag template enough. It is very detailed and will help you flesh your character out quite nicely. You can find the template here!

Next, you can start to think about fanfic writing in general. Here are some good resources to get you started:

Alignment chart

Character development

Writing different points-of-view (pov)

Creating a believable character

Words that describe voices

Words that describe skin tones

Dialogue practice

Writing tense/changing tenses

Juggling multiple main characters

Writing realistic fight sequences

Writing a romantic scene

Motivation: Staring at a blank page

Motivation: Moving past a bad critique

Tips on editing a first draft

I hope this helps, and good luck with your fanfic!

madamebadger

Character Headcanon: Poor Master Dennet

You know, I always feel a little sorry for Master Dennet. The Inquisitor is like, hey, I need a horse expert! Here is a horse expert! And he comes along to be your horse expert.

And for a while all is well. He brings his own fine horses, and the Inquisitor adds to the stable as she finds new breeding stock—often excellent. Where she got the charger from, he doesn’t know, and he feels too honored by having it in his care to ask.

And then the Inquisitor starts coming back with like… deer. And Dennet scratches his head, because he knows horses, and just because it has four hooves and you can put a saddle on it doesn’t make it a horse. Hell, the food and space and exercise requirements for a cob and a draft horse aren’t the same—a goddamn deer is presumably completely different. But he goes around Skyhold rounding up Dalish elves until he finds one who knew something about halla, on the principle that that’s probably the closest thing, and they work it out. (He’s always respected the way Dalish treat their halla, so it’s not that big of a leap. And even though Dalish—the Charger—doesn’t know anything much about how to raise halla, he looks the other way when she wants to spend half a day in the deer’s box stall being all affectionate at it. Can’t hurt.)

But deer of various kinds are at least still… well… grass-eating hoofed animals. Things don’t begin to really go sideways until they bring back the first dracolisk.

It’s a lizard. It’s a giant meat-eating lizard. Dennet is a master of horse, and he will stretch that to deer in a pinch, but asking him to figure out the care and feeding of big spiky lizard things is a bit much. It is—he tries to explain, first to Cullen and then to Josephine and finally to the Inquisitor herself—as if someone had decided that because you knew how to knead bread, you were obviously a master pugilist, because both things involved punching things. For his trouble he got a friendly clap on the shoulder and a “Just do your best! We can free up some funds to hire you more help!” (help from where? was he to hang up fliers somewhere for dracolisk handlers? where exactly was one supposed to go for that?).

(We will not even discuss the zombie horse with a sword through its head. We will not. The zombie horse got a stall to itself and was studiously ignored, on the principle that it was dead, and not much Dennet did could either help or hurt it.)

Dennet knew that he was in over his head and then some when the Inquisitor showed up with a charming grin and a giant fucking nug, and all he thought was, “Better see if any dwarves know what to feed it.” (Dagna does, but he’s a little afraid because she keeps having these ideas for ‘experimental feed,’ and….)

At least his life is never boring.