(Definitive Edition)

he/him

[weakfish-de]

When you’re a kid you idolize Wirt, as an adult you realize Greg makes more sense

[hotgirlcastiel]

KAMENCING…

[blackarachnya]

We are in a posting renaissance right now

[log6]

three category 4 Posting Events in ten days

[mangonetics]

[emilycarey]

saw a post i disagreed with. didn’t die. but came close

[aropride]

favorite america thing (off the top of my head based on things people online have called america things)

large beverage

cheeseburger

foot ball 🏈

leaning while standing

big milkshake

jaywalking

weed (some states)

big fucking store

6+ lane roads

Voting ended onMay 9, 2024

[ntrider]

mysterious pink haired girl I'm playing games with at a friend's birthday party: I thought you'd be better at this when they hyped you up as such a good player. I'm not losing by that much

me, trying to find out what button combination leads to me licking her face in their bathroom: I'm not using my full power because I'm still analyzing your movements. you know, like Goku

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

Goku doesn't do that.

[ntrider]

Goku deliberately goes easy on people to analyze their fighting style in like 10 fights minimum

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

list them in order

[ntrider]

chapter 92

chapter 103

chapter 129

chapter 183

chapter 309 (kind of)

chapter 403 gohan acknowledges this is a thing goku does

and then there's the Vegeta fight in Buu saga which was him holding back but for entirely different reasons

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

[corantus]

i think we're lost! augh !!!!!

[deadeyesopened]

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

[escuerzoresucitado]

[camtankerous]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

Woman: My boyfriend is such a golden retriever

Me (trying to be open minded but clearly disgusted): Oh cool. I didn't know certain laws had changed

[viralfrog]

[wizardlyghost]

[cctinsleybaxter]

Why does every 2024 movie poster look like a background gag in an unwatchable-past-season-3 decade-old sitcom get me out of here

[4bug-deactivated20210211]

[lesbiantiana]

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who’s on second

[official-lucifers-child]

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

[wolfwarrior142]

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

[exih]

the fake anime girl voice is literally sending me

[carnival-phantasm]

WikiHow Homophobic Moments

[paper-mario-wiki]

i just invented 10,000 nuclear bombs that never stop exploding and when the explosion radius gets to its biggest point it stays that big and violent for the rest of time. the bombs are the size of a car.

i also just invented an airplane with completely normal control layouts, but every surface surrounding the control panel is covered in hundreds of hatch release levers for dropping payloads. they are all labeled as having different functions.

i also just started an international air mail delivery service with the aim to service the most land area from the sky, which is why prioritizing hatch release levers was so critical (to make sure we dont have to stop flying to drop the mail).

i also just employed 10,000 people from the dyslexic pilot convention to man our fleet of 10,000 hatch release lever planes and we plan to start making deliveries tonight. with an internal storage capacity of 1 large sedan, theres plenty of space for plenty of mail.

i do not remember where i put my 10,000 infinite atom bombs. i remember i had enough space in my hangar for 10,000 hatch release lever planes, or 10,000 infinite atom bombs, but not both side by side. i dont remember how i saved so much space.

[werepenguinz]

[paper-mario-wiki]

this is a genius addition to the most meaningless thing ive ever written.