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they/them/gamer/whatever | 24 | call me Gracie or Gamer

[werepenguinz]

The Pistol Shrimp Is No Bigger Than Your Finger

And it's a "Crack-Shot"

One of its two claws functions just like a Hand Gun.

an Other shrimp, are Targets

.

When Prey is inrange.

the claw is 'cock'

theclaw snap shut so fast..!

It fires a Bub ble bullit.

up to sixty to milesan hauer.

the bubble

bursts

and stunz the prayh.

it all happens in a fraction of a second.

The Fastest Gun in the Sea.

[werepenguinz]

website is too racist and transphobic im probably going to be here less

[gem-andromeda]

[self-mortification]

My OCs

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[gomjabbar]

"hamburger helper" you are literally hurting & impeding the hamburger by eating it

[pankendev]

guy who pronounces "dishonor" like that

[pankendev]

i bet when i said guy you pictured some kind of man. you nauseate me

[bogleech]

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

[parking-lot-sunshine]

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist

[sacred-portal]

[daisymaymlp2]

Bathypelagic Life Forms

[3000s]

at the gym telling everyone the weights would be easier to lift if we all work together

[wincoshopper666-deactivated2026]

[radiation]

[wikicamp2]

[vasoconstriction]

how it feels to do anything at all

[kittyb1tz]

clicking on a youtube video and seeing it has subtitles

[sh4rkguts]

I just found this meme I made of my fish when I was a teenager.