supreme egg

when will I leave this cursed site it's been like 6 years

[astroskiddo]

i’m the opposite of the grinch. i’m the binch. my heart is two sizes too BIG

[whaleribfence-deactivated201803]

Any guy: I love history, I find it really interesting. Especially-

Me cutting him off, rubbing my temples: especially World War II. Yeah

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

[sir-cockhammer-duke-of-chode]

Even if it’s historically accurate?

[marzipanandminutiae]

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

[ithelpstodream]

[upknorth]

[takashiyasui]

[coffeentrees]

[meanplastic]

[leahberman]

mars vistas

Joshua Tree National Park, California

instagram

[sexymotorslifestyle]

[mybodywakesup]

Congratulations to Charlie Brooker and San Junipero for their Emmy Awards for Outstanding Writing for a Limited Series or Movie and Outstanding Television Movie.

[shewhosoothes-deactivated201711]

19yo woman: my 34yo boyfriend-

me, immediately on the phone with the lesbian mafia: hello i’d like to order a hit

[menpale]

[heavyweightheart]

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

brown person: *has green eyes*

ten white national geographic photographers grabbing their cameras: hhol,;y fuck. … holy shit.

[teganfeatsara-deactivated202106]

[thoughts-memories]