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Work. Is. Tiring.

This is arguably a perfect job for someone who has my degree/interests. Yet it's so high intensity and long hours yet short term. Couple that off with both me and my gf being ill (and not being able to see her for what felt like an age) makes me feel so tired and shitty.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

lonepapi

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

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reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

mediocrepresident

YES

fortangel

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

trilllizard666

Confidence Helps

advanced-procrastination

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

dillyt

any evil pokémon leader ever: my plan is perfect and no one can stop me!

an 11 year old child:

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Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

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reblog for good luck

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Leprechaun convention.

bluegoo2

Leprecon

thespectacularspider-girl

GODDAMNIT

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Stepping into heaven be like

oranguin

cctinsleybaxter

i do feel bad for the writers on bojack and rick and morty because they know they have shitty male fans that idolize and identify with their mains, so they’ve both now made explicit episodes that are like ‘stop idolizing them. they’re not the hero they suck.’ and every fan has just been like ‘no i got it. they’re the antihero which is even cooLER’