Chimichanga Champ

Just another mutant who got into a car crash but phased through the seat belt just touch his best friend and absorb her powers, killing her and becoming the Phoenix Force and shooting lightning out of his hands and/or feet by the power of bad voice acting. Inventor of Mexico and the savior of Chimichanga, this lone man saved everyone by the power of love, courage, and forming Voltron's head. Also might RP.

[weaponxman-blog]

Headcanons Accepted;

Just watched Little Shop of Horror with my Tony/Shaun, who's my Beffy ~<3

ANYWAYS.

A couple of Headcanons.

The Three Muses are just the hobos who are throughout the movie. They're just meth addled and view themselves as the muses, while they're really just stalking and harassing the main characters and other random vagrants. That's why cast never interacts with the Muses (which Hercules totally knocks off), but are constantly annoyed by the hobos.

Steve Martin and Bill Murray weren't even hired for the movie. They just kinda were followed and filmed during their everyday lives. Steve Martin/Bill Murray OTP.

[weaponxman-blog]

Headcanon Accepted;

The Modern Assassins originally started playing Left 4 Dead, as they thought the title held bearings to their current predicament, and expected more of a biography than a shooter. They still think it's about themselves.

Rebecca Crane- Francis. Hates everything. No coincidence that she now wears vests.

Desmond Miles- Zoey. Typical Damsel in distress character. Overall useless.

Shaun Hastings- Louis. Typical britfag of another color. Literally.

Lucy Stillman- Bill. Need I say more?

Since her passing, the three still play, but the fourth is filled by an AI bot. Their connection must be botched though, as the AI's letters always seem slightly...off.

Notice how you never actually "see" what they are doing on their computers?

[17blcak]

I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[weaponxman-blog]

RPing issues.

Anyone ever have an urge to RP as Phil Spector?

And just follow Dazzler blogs, and try to stalk/murder her?

But bumble everytime, like a bad Penelope Pitstop cartoon?

Can't just be me.

[weaponxman-blog]

Headcanon Accepted;

The Purple Penis is the top leading gay bar on the Citadel.

[roguethesouthernbelle-blog]

OOC:

[weaponxman-blog]

(( Are you my reciprocal?

Because you and I should be One.

Bam, math pick-up line from yours truly.

Distracted yet? ))

[roguethesouthernbelle-blog]

(( Distracted, yes. Dear gods, that math pick-up line is sexy as hell. Pardon me while I die of laughter. ))

[weaponxman-blog]

(( *Bows*

If there's ever anything the group can do for ya, just tell us. ))

[weaponxman-blog]

Headcanon Accepted;

The term for whatever it is Alex does is Mercerbating.

[roguethesouthernbelle-blog]

OOC:

[weaponxman-blog]

(( Are you my reciprocal?

Because you and I should be One.

Bam, math pick-up line from yours truly.

Distracted yet? ))

[andtherisen]

I’m looking forward to meeting with　 today.

I never thought I would say that.

[weaponxman-blog]

With who today? I saw a blank so I just automatically put my own name in there.

Can I come??

[curlycharlie-deactivated2012060]

Reblog or like if you're an independent roleplayer. I need more to follow.

[circleofmagi-deactivated2018032]

Gambit…what are you doing. Gambit, no. Gambit.

[cardsandcapers-blog]

I uh-

I tripped?

[agent19-blog]

  Nice form. The pointed toe is a nice touch.

[weaponxman-blog]

Are those his legs, or did Hawkniss misplace his bow again? I mean, jesus.

[weaponxman-blog]

Fuck you. And have a shitty day, asswipe.

I can see this friendship is going to go a long way. I'll even let it slide that your blog just stole my color scheme, and that you're an amalgam of recessive traits, ripoffs, sadness, and outstanding mongoloid ugliness.

Hugs?

[woman-of-venice-blog]

I have heard some... troubling news.

It seems as though a man named, “Deadpool,” has gotten Ezio… Pregnant? At this… Less than appealing confession made by Ezio, I have decided to ignore the legistics of such deeds and be excited for our first child, seeing as though Deadpool is not around, I will raise the child with him.

Now that Ezio has confessed, I have a confession to make as well… I am actually a mermaid named Ariel and that is why I have such red hair. I apologize for deceiving you all for so long.

[weaponxman-blog]

Bodyslide by hump!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrowlllll~~~

[nomadeassassino-deactivated2013]

Buona sera, signore e signori.

Training the novices has been going better than expected.

[back--stabbed-blog]

wHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUSH US OFF OF BUILDINGsS

[nomadeassassino-deactivated2013]

Why would I not when novices like you ask if men are pregnant.

[back--stabbed-blog]

Well, I heard talk and I had to ask!! I’m naturally curious, I can’t help it!

[nomadeassassino-deactivated2013]

……The creed is doomed.

[weaponxman-blog]

Not doomed, only reduced to four: a PotatOS, a leaking whiny vagina, a technodyke with rage issues, and a homesick cow who has-

Three.

It's reduced to three.

I forget that the cow was actually a mole. And turned out to taste awful when put on the grill.

So ha! Take that, Mr. Know-It-All!

[dirty-purple-suit-deactivated20]

[weaponxman-blog]

STOP SCROLLING.

you have a nice butt

OKAY. CONTINUE.

[nomadeassassino-deactivated2013]

Buona sera, signore e signori.

Training the novices has been going better than expected.

[back--stabbed-blog]

wHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUSH US OFF OF BUILDINGsS

[nomadeassassino-deactivated2013]

Why would I not when novices like you ask if men are pregnant.

[weaponxman-blog]

Not "men."

Just you.

[nomadeassassino-deactivated2013]

weaponxman replied to your post: YO EZIO I SEE YOU TAPPING ASSES

Is that how male pregnancy happens? By ass tapping? God your universe is confusing.

…Men cannot get pregnant.

[weaponxman-blog]

Really? Then how did you end up having children?

[nomadeassassino-deactivated2013]

I do not have children, messere.

[weaponxman-blog]

Okay, then how do you *end up* having children?