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[c0l0re-deactivated20240124]

"HELLO, ARCHIVIST!"

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

[wolfythewitch]

Throwback Thursday

[notreyev]

peter "i desire him in ways that go against my lifelong goals" nureyev

[prydon]

twenty years of guilt

[ID: two digital drawings of nureyev and slip. in the first, a young, long haired nureyev sits beside the bed where slip lies comatose, a hand on his shoulder. in the second image, present day nureyev sits with his back against comatose slip's bed, clutching his head in his hands and crying. the words "MY FAULT" are written over and over in red capitals across both drawings. END ID]

[squivulous]

Why are you here, Juno?

[wearenotamonolith]

Lately I’ve been reading so much about montrals & lekku, and fanon vs canon no longer exists in my mind.

So pls share ur favorite fact(fanon or canon) about them!!

[powdered-kneecaps]

I can't pick just one favourite fact so:

Twi'lek lekku connect directly into their brains, but togruta lekku don't seem to be the same, and mostly function as hearing organs (for picking up vibration on the ground, during hunting)

Montrals function similarly, but pick up vibrations through air (like the twi-lek ear cones)

There's noticeable diversity in the montrals/lekku of different togruta sub-species (mainly the shilli vs kiros)

There's also sexual dimorphism, with female togrutas typically having longer lekku and smoother montrals

While not as flexible as twi-lek lekku, togruta lekku are still prehensile, but only a little (so they couldn't move them like a limb, but could twitch/flick them)

The montrals extend down to about the jawline, where the lekku start to become more flexible - this is why the front 2 lekku are always over their shoulders, they physically can't bend behind them (unless they turn their head far enough to the side, but it still might hurt if they bend them wrong)

I'm always up for info dumping about lekku

[wearenotamonolith]

Lately I’ve been reading so much about montrals & lekku, and fanon vs canon no longer exists in my mind.

So pls share ur favorite fact(fanon or canon) about them!!

[wearenotamonolith]

so deep into the hyperfixation that my phone autocorrects “junk” to “juno”

[wearenotamonolith]

idk the overlap of Juno Steel & She-Ra fans, but we can all agree that Spinnerella and Netossa are Buddy & Vespa, right?

[oraorawry]

This is the best reply that absolutely annahilates ya weirdos and hits the nail on the head simultaneously

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Me: hmmm i wonder where all the Princesses would fall in like a Greek God/12 Olympian AU

Me: well obviously Adora would be Athena, Bow would be Apollo, and Entrapta would be Hephaestus but who would everyone else be???

Me, two hours of research later and half asleep: omg Catra is Ares. Catra is Ares while Adora is Athena. Two sides of war

[wearenotamonolith]

Buddy cannot cook. Despite the fact that she tried in the past, she is a danger in the kitchen.

Vespa, however, is a wonderful cook- and subsequently makes a lot of the Carte Blanche’s meals. And, due to their ongoing tête-à-tête, Vespa has attempted to ban Juno from family meals multiple times.

Vespa: He never compliments the food!

Buddy: They are family meals, we eat them together.

Vespa: But he-

Buddy: Vespa, darling…

Vespa: alright… but there’s no way he’s getting dessert.

[blue-mood-blue]

Now that Juno’s sharpshooting is an established thing and not a secret he’s waiting to reveal during the Most Dramatic Moment Possible and Vespa has moved from “outright hostility” to “what an annoying brat” toward him, please consider the bonding experience between these two of trick shots on the Carte Blanche.

It starts as a “I bet you can’t hit that” and pretty soon Juno’s got his gun out and Vespa has a handful of throwing knives, and they’re trying to see who can hit the target quicker. Who can richocet the shot off of a dozen obstacles. Who’s closer to the bullseye, who gets a better shot in the dark, who draws their weapon faster. Eventually, Buddy mildly suggests that they keep their contest outside: that’s a little too much dodging attacks for so early in the morning, darlings. There are holes in things that shouldn’t have holes.

It becomes an ongoing contest, and even if Juno and Vespa say they aren’t keeping score they are definitely keeping score. Jet is frequently called in as the deciding vote when it’s too close for either of them to tell who did better. If Buddy and Ransom are mysteriously absent from the Carte Blanche during these competitions - just getting a bit of fresh air, of course, and they can hardly be blamed if their walk takes them by a lot of gunfire and stray knives - then no one says anything about it. Rita gets way too excited about designing shooting ranges that come equipped with surprises.

Juno and Vespa bicker and fight about who had the better aim and reaction time over meals and during streams instead of taking shots at each other, and it’s their own, strange, type of friendship.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

alright everyone here’s my penumbra fan cast (ideally it would include more unknown trans actors but the nature of a fan cast is that u use established actors and, uh, not a lot of trans ppl in that department) (also I don’t have a rita or a sasha but we’re gonna respectfully ignore that)

Keep reading

[wearenotamonolith]

Wait this is actually amazing

[junosteelyourgirl]

jupeter / vespud parallels

“i don’t want to die”

no time like the present

“a little colder...”

“your life is a thing we share”

falling in love all over again

[wearenotamonolith]

fuck season 3 for making me kin Nureyev, do you think my mental health needs this rn penumbra?

[junosteelyourgirl]

no thoughts just jupeter getting an apartment and attempting to build ikea furniture together

juno stubbornly tossing the instructions aside and then getting absurdly frustrated when he can’t figure out which pieces are which, whining about how they should just call rita

nureyev glancing at him with an amused little grin, murmuring, have you tried looking at the instructions, love?

juno snapping that of course he’s tried looking at the instructions, he’s not an IDIOT, all the while attempting to discretely retrieve the crumpled papers from the trash without nureyev noticing

nureyev elegantly whisking past to pluck them from the bin and smoothing them out while juno crosses his arms and grumbles

juno’s eyes widening in surprise as nureyev begins effortlessly assembling the furniture, hardly glancing at the instructions because damn, where the hell did he learn how to do that? and god, he looks so good with his sleeves all rolled up...

rita popping by with house-warming gifts just as nureyev has gotten juno settled doing some menial task, like sorting bolts or finishing tightening screws, and his face is all screwed up with concentration— rita moves towards juno to point something out but nureyev stops her with a hand on her shoulder and a knowing glance that says shh, he needs this, i’ll fix it later

nureyev letting juno tap in the final nail and juno taking it very seriously, giving an accomplished nod of his head when he’s deemed everything secure enough to call it a day

the two of them setting up their stupid, shaky little table and chairs that’ve taken them all day to assemble even though it only should’ve taken a few hours, and juno turning to nureyev with the biggest smile on his face because this is OURS, nureyev, we made this TOGETHER

and that night they order takeout from their favorite restaurant and sit at this table they’ve built together, and they can both feel in their gut that they want to do this for the rest of their lives: building and creating; making their own home. because that’s what love is— making something with someone else, even when it’s hard. especially then

and after dinner they drink a few glasses of whiskey (juno) and wine (nureyev) and watch some stream they hardly even pay attention to and fall asleep in each other’s arms on the floor because they still haven’t put the bed together, but somehow it’s the best sleep either of them has had in years