My Contribution To The Internet

A giant fucking shitpost of a blog

[stateoffelicity]

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Justice for Lakeith Smith and A’Donte Washington!

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[onceiwashere]

if youre horny for any of the animal crossing animals i’ll kill you

[zsnes]

imagine being told youre not allowed to feel attraction to a fucking video game character you like, who btw owns a house and pays a fucking mortgage

[onceiwashere]

i’ll break your neck. ill grab you by the arms and swing you around so fast centrifugal force turns you into paste

[frikiskrew]

[lawbreaker13]

I CHOKED

[fuckyahumor]

this is something

[keepingtimetimetime]

HE’S FINE!!!!!

[politicalsci]

[aint-coming-back-lol-deactivate]

Seeing biblical teachings being reversed into conservative teachings is one of the funniest things holy shit. Like this makes it painfully clear that Jesus taught the exact opposite of all these things yet conservatives in the US wanna call themselves “men of god”.

[red-umbrella-811]

[false-gods-and-petty-kings]

[sonichedgeblog]

In Sonic Adventure 2′s Security Hall level there’s a bunch of money flowing about freely. This is the texture used on that money. [Sonic The Hedgeblog] [Support us on Patreon]  

[metalbatteryzone]

This is the low quality money Sonic reblog under five minutes (that should be plenty) for good luck and A Ranks.

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

we should domesticate seals

[gothkeanu-deactivated20171110]

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that’s the world i want to live in

[calebwittebane]

i LOVE pictures of all the rainbow rocket leaders standing next to each other because it always just looks like this

[vapidsoup]

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that a honeybee’s ejaculation is so strong, humans can hear it (x)

[thesigilwitch]

I was just about to spiral into a bad panic attack, and my boyfriend goes "Stick an ice cube in your mouth." I'm not really sure where he got the idea, and I kinda laughed at it because I didn't see how it would help, but he was insistent. So I did it.

And now I'm on my second cube, because it worked.

[thesigilwitch]

He explained his reasoning to me when he got home.

1. I would initially think "what the fuck" and be distracted from the anxiety. (Correct.)

2. The cold of the ice would shock my system, bringing me back to the physical world and reality, drawing my focus to the cold in my mouth, and keep my brain away from thinking "I'm panicking, I must be dying." (Correct.)

3. He assumed I hadn't drank much water today and wanted to keep me hydrated. (Triple correct.)

[pigeonwithaknife]

It also forced your mouth to make saliva!

When you go into fight or flight mode, non-crucial body functions stop working so you have more energy to do what you need to do to survive (oooor to spiral into a panic attack). By forcing yourself to make saliva it helps calm you down because since fight or flight is an all or nothing response, they can’t happen at the same time.

Learned that from my old therapist, who would use it with veterans with ptsd

[myinnerlandscape]

[fuzzypetal]

What if that was your house What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

[saltymommie]

Shes my landlord

[leftpanty]

I. Have an idea.

[leftpanty]

[morgueant]

[leftpanty]

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[leftpanty]

[clown-butch-deactivated20240919]

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

idk guys maybe we should try calling the amazon rain forest “sovereign indigenous lands” more often because i’m still seeing people talk about it like some sort of vast terra nullis where there are only animals–you know, like a colonialist

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]

There are lots of indigenous people and tribes here, and their culture is shared a lot in my hometown — I’m from Manaus which is a city literally in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. So, yeah, people need to stop talking like that.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Thanks I had no idea how misinformed I am, this is really important to know

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[plasmalogical]

southern culture

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

Gump’s special treat.

[sellingsecrets]

Take a Tylenol.